Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: June 16, 2022 07:47PM
What exactly happens when your body and your spirit part company?
Using ‘rough’ numbers, there are 8 billion humans on the earth right now. 99% of them will die over the next 100 years, based on current mortality tables, which works out, math-wise, to 80 million per year. There are 525,600 minutes in a ‘standard’ year, meaning that with an even distribution, 152 of the currently living humans will die every minute over the next century. (Almost three a second!) Of those humans not currently alive, but who will be aborning during the upcoming 100-year period (starting … NOW!), a certain number will also be dying, but the math to figure their death rate and totals hadn’t been invented when I was in high school, so I’m skipping them for now.
So, 152 deaths per minute for the next century… How many of them will be General Authorities of the church? How many will be Area Authorities, Stake Presidents, Bishops, Stake Patriarchs, Mission Presidents, and full-time Temple dudes? And what about the Ensign money-launderers!
When any on this list die, do they get special attention? If they do, I'm hoping my stint as an EQP is worth something!
When the spirit leaves the body, one assumes that the spiritual eyes see whoever it is who has been sent to escort the newly liberated spirit to where it will reside. We’re told that no matter the age or condition of the body, the newly released spirit is in the same ‘form’ as when it entered the body, but now instead of being a Pre-Existence spirit, it’s a ‘post-mortal’ Spirit’!! I’m thinking nothing has changed in terms of the actual Spirit body, like nothing changes about your body when you're baptized, except if you're a girl with a flimsy bra...
To my knowledge, there exists no description of the Rights, Powers & Privileges of an “I’ve had a human body” spirit, other than some go to Paradise and the majority go to Spirit Prison. (I’m betting the food in Spirit Prison is yucky.) When David O. McKay died, what did he instinctively know about being a Spirit and how much did he have to learn? Did having been the Corporate Sole automatically give him the keys to ghawd’s personal Tesla, the model C? And I’m particularly interested in David’s memory of the Pre-Existence… Did he get that back immediately, or is there some procedure involved, perhaps involving an E-meter? You know how they say that every religion has a bit of truth in it . . .
How patient are the Guardian/Guiding Angels? We don’t know if 152 new ‘visitors’ to sort out per minute is putting a strain on the system. From whence are Guardian/Guiding Angels recruited? How long is a shift? Do they get days off? Vacations? Do they have a union? What powers do they have in terms of keeping order? Can you handcuff or taser a recalcitrant Spirit? Are lawyers notoriously difficult to process into Spirit Prison? Are there inmates in Spirit Prison telling stories about how mean their Guiding Angels were?
Do you think Apostles and all the others who have had the Second Annoying are easy or hard to deal with? And what if Rusty’s first wife is standing there, waiting for him, tapping her foot and looking annoyed? What if he outlives Wendy and they’re BOTH waiting for him, each one assuming she’s going to get her way?
Are Spirits (both the Pre-Existence and post-dead) subject to gravity? Do Spirits “...have weight and occupy space”? Do they require a power source, and what happens when the power source is withheld? Based on the supposed fate of Lucifer and his homies, Spirits can’t be destroyed, but they can be ‘contained’ or ‘kept out’.
I’m sure we could create an elaborate list of questions involving the minutia of ’passing over’ and the shofar… Okay, that’s for Passover … Just testing you.
Those of us who have been involved with ‘systems’ will likely agree that no system is perfect, every system can be improved and every system can be ‘gamed’. The continuing ‘evolution’ of the mormon church serves as a proof of this contention.
Don’t forget the signs, your tokens, and your secret name, lest the Guardian Angels screw up the paperwork, but at least you’ll know that with all eternity stretching ahead, it’ll eventually all get straightened out.