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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:04AM
Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"What a crashing bore. Anybody got any No-Doze?"

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Posted by: valkyriequeen ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:08AM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"This is it??"

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:57AM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Haha. Exactly. Careful what you wish for, kids!

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:10AM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

You want fry sauce with that?

Doesn't everyone put meat and veg in Jell-O?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:13AM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

“I love visiting the other kingdoms and showing off my giblets!”

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:21AM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

EEEEWWWWW! Put those things away before they end up in the Jell-O!

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Posted by: cl2notloggedin ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:22AM
You will be my only wife. (n/t)


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Posted by: ~ufutofu~ ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:23AM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Glad I brought my NOISE CANCELLING headphones!

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Posted by: ~ufotofu~ ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 11:25AM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Damnit

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 12:03PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Since you are new to this kingdom you need to understand that everything you were told about this place may not be accurate.

What we do here is Worship!
No marriage
No sex
No spirit children
No getting your own planet
No fun
Only approved music.

If you have any complaints you can go to Hell.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 12:04PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

This place is going downhill. When I got here, it was white and delightsome, now it’s pure and delightsome.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 12:06PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Who knew hell was the better option?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 12:34PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Milton.

John Milton knew.

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Posted by: Human ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 12:13PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

A few sarcastic, “well ain’t this ‘choice’, even unto specialness, after all.”

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Posted by: blindguy ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 12:59PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"hi. We're all here and we're all glad to see you."

(Thought): What the hell am I doing here. I really didn't want to see these people again.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 01:07PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

HA. And that will be the most common thought.

"Geez. At least Thanksgiving was only once a year back on Earth. This is family 24/7. What was I thinking?"

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 10:28PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"Ladies, I can only make one spirit baby at a time!" - Joseph Smith

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Posted by: Adam Warrior ( )
Date: June 26, 2022 01:12PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Hahahaha this is the winner.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: June 24, 2022 10:43PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

So, where are my dogs ?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 25, 2022 07:29PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

"I thought it would be a much classier place."

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 25, 2022 07:34PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Can I just stay in the Marriott?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/25/2022 07:35PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 25, 2022 07:35PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

complete with BoM.

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Posted by: Adam Henry ( )
Date: June 26, 2022 01:10PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

For some reason a Golden Toilet comes to mind haha. "Where's the Golden Toilet?" This might be heard there.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 26, 2022 05:14PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

Dammit! Who let Jesus in?

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Posted by: Third of Five ( )
Date: June 27, 2022 01:39PM
Re: Things You Will Definitely Hear in the Celestial Kingdom

“White is so boring. I mean, I guess it’s better than outer darkness, but we really didn’t think this through…”

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