Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: July 10, 2022 01:21PM
My favorite 'old teaching' is the one used against me, that if a Lamanite will turn 'white' if he's righteous, it must mean that if he's turning 'darker', he's sinning.
I didn't think of it at the time, but if that doctrine were true, then there wouldn't be a 'white' band around my wrist where I wear my watch. It's there, and it's 'white' and boy, does it contrast with the tanned (evil) skin!
And my feet, from just beneath the ankle to my toes: pure 'white'! And my butt!!!! If I pull down my pants near a wall, you can do shadow puppets from the glow!*
If it were 'sin' that was causing the changes, one supposes it would be uniform, as opposed to the changes caused merely by exposure to significant sunlight.
If Sis. Stewart and/or Sis. Bunker ever come down from the CK, Imma mention it to them ... (redacted superfluous cursing)
What's your favorite 'old' teaching?
*photos available on request; please include a stamped, self-addressed email address. Sorry, no butt photos!