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Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion forum.
It might make you feel better, but it does nothing for the person you’ve thinking about.
If you think they are similar, you are doing at least one of them wrong. ;)
Prayer is mental masturbation.
Isn't the Lords name often used in both operations?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/06/2022 10:34AM by tumwater.
At least masturbation usually works.
It's all in your head.
I was a better masturbator than a pray-er.
Most of us are, but just try talking about your “special feeling” in F&T meeting.
Don't expect a politician to recommend thoughts and masturbation after the next mass shooting.
Too much prayer could be an addiction possibly then.
I don't pray...
My wife feels that way about free form jazz...
I am familiar with the prayer icon (palms of two hands pressed together). I'd like to see the masturbation icon.
I am familiar with the prayer icon (palms of two hands pressed together). I'd like to see the masturbation icon.
evergreen Wrote:
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> I am familiar with the prayer icon (palms of two
> hands pressed together). I'd like to see the
> masturbation icon.
I can only imagine there would only be one hand.
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> I am familiar with the prayer icon (palms of two
> hands pressed together). I'd like to see the
> masturbation icon.
I can only imagine there would only be one hand.
Prayer is a good euphemism for masturbation. For example, you can say:
I will "pray" for you.
Let's "pray" about this issue.
Ere you left your room this morning, did you think to "pray"?
"Prayer" is the soul's sincere desire.
I will "pray" for you.
Let's "pray" about this issue.
Ere you left your room this morning, did you think to "pray"?
"Prayer" is the soul's sincere desire.