hurricane storm ians has hit the coast of u. s. american florida ~


ziller is under court-order to wear a helmet because hurricane storms are very disturbed and venimous ~


reports are that there is plenty of beer ~


but jagermeister liquor is in short supply ~


so many exmos are using worcestershire sauce as a substitute ~


this ain't good y'all ~


ians is a bad hurricane storm ~


way worst than any exmo ever expected ~


ians threw a head-fake and is headed north ~


ians is going to f*ck up fort meyers ~


ians is going to re-do charlottes web ~


exmos are suffering ~


this ain't good y'all ~


but all exmos are safe ~


ziller knows more about hurricane storm preperation that any exmo that he knows of ~


first off ~


when it comes to hurricane storms exmos have to be prepared ~


start boarding up windows and doors before the hurricane storm hits ~


when the hurricane storm wind picks up ~


anything that is not tied down can become a missile-like object ~


kind of like what ziller became in the back of his 1979 chevy monte carlo when he took carolyn mcgee to prom ~


hurricane storms are like alligators ~


the are unpredictable ~


they hiss ~


an they try to get the exmo underwater first ~


however the exmo can never show fear ~


stare into its face like a jack-o-lantern on adderall® ~


an it will prolly back down ~


ziller is not concerned with his well-being ~


send all exmo thoughts and prayers to fort meyers ~


those people are prolly going to lose roof shingles an lawn furniture an gutter guards ~


it is a well-know fact that hurricane storms f*ck with exmo membranes and eco-systems ~


nude pickle-ball tournaments have been cancelled across the state ~


in a hurricane storm situation it is important to stock up on ice ~


in a hurricane storm situation it is unlawful to charge money for ice because ice is a natural mineral which comes from the ground and should be free of charge to all exmos especially in an emergency ~


OK ~


brb ~ watching more weather channel ~


plz stay tuned for more hurricane storm survival tips ~


plz stay safe y'all ~

What is pickle ball, anyway ?

Bednar's testicle.