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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: January 01, 2023 08:18AM

The last time Elohim sent him here, he was brutally murdered.

So if God says “Son, could you go to earth do something for me?” Jesus is going to reply “Dad, there’s no way I’m falling for that trick again. I’m just going to stay here in Kolob.”

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 01, 2023 09:49AM

Wasn't Jesus in on it? Like Obi-Wan vs Darth Vader.

Jesus, if he was real, was the physical embodiment of Christ. There have been other embodiments. When he said he would return he was speaking as the Christ. The Christ consciousness is indeed returning.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 01, 2023 11:02AM

Thankfully he wasn't speaking as a man!

(Christ consciousness? Good grief.)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 05, 2023 12:32AM


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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 05, 2023 01:09AM

Equally absurd, dagny, is the purported distinction between Jesus and Christ.

But absurdity is what bradley does.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 01, 2023 11:11AM

I think that the Second Coming has been delayed via a high court injunction, pending the hearing of Lucifer's claim that HE was the First Born, but Jesus' mom switched the babies . . .

It's not the first time...

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 01, 2023 12:26PM

I think Jesus hasn't returned because LDS Corp doesn't have enough assets YET.

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: January 01, 2023 12:47PM

Of course the religious say that.

But Mother Theresa lived a life close to the acts and way of Jesus. Perhaps she was returned to see how the faithful react. Unless she was a member of their religion it is said she went to hell. And how many others followed the life of Jesus as their own and never were made public?

So to me it shows that the religions of the world discount whatever doesn’t follow their thoughts at the time.

Kind of like TSCc. Warren Jeffs has spent his whole life emulating JS. John Q Public and TSCC are appalled by his actions. But the TBMs praise and covet JS.

The way the religions of the world and the faithful of those religions prove to me that it is all false. Just a money making enterprise to control others. A subgroup under the big cult.

This is only mho.

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Posted by: Happy_Heretic ( )
Date: January 05, 2023 12:11PM

You may wish to read:
The missionary position - By Christopher Hitchens before making any proclamations about mother Theresa's saintly behavior. She was a fraud.


HH =)

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 02, 2023 04:46AM

I’ve never seen any of this stuff people have said exists. I’ve just seen other people and animals. I’ve never seen a ghost. I’ve never seen an alien. I’ve never seen an angel. I’ve never seen Lucifer or one of his fallen angels. I’ve never seen the God of Abraham. I’ve never seen Jesus. I’ve never seen any type of God at all.

I just see the physical world we live in and what lives on it and things man has built.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 02, 2023 04:48AM

What mankind is very good at is cooking up bullshit. Just because the bullshit story is very old doesn’t make it true.

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Posted by: Happy_Heretic ( )
Date: January 05, 2023 11:47AM

I am hearing that because of inflation he can't afford the ticket.


HH =)

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: January 05, 2023 01:02PM

Obviously, tithing needs to be increased. 10% isn’t covering Jesus’ expenses these days.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 07, 2023 03:58PM

100 billion isn't quite enough ransom for a repeat resurrection which would include more than just one human, albeit a half Kolobian one.

I wonder what that guy that believes in aliens thinks about this?

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