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Posted by: gemini ( )
Date: March 12, 2023 05:38PM
April General Conference begins on April Fools' Day

Appropriate.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 12, 2023 06:21PM
Re: April General Conference begins on April Fools' Day

Do you suppose there will be any mention of Easter, and what's his name?

And correct me if I'm wrong... Isn't it traditional to have Conference as close to Jesus' birthday, April 06, which is also the day the church was 'started,' as possible...?

I think they would normally have started Conference on Saturday, April 8, but didn't want to have the closing sessions on this year's Easter Sunday because that would interfere with ward easter egg hunts!

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Posted by: Nightingale ( )
Date: March 13, 2023 08:59PM
Re: April General Conference begins on April Fools' Day

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Do you suppose there will be any mention of
> Easter, and what's his name?

A thrust of your sword right to the solar plexus EOD.

("what's his name?" - I admit to doing a double-take. Yow.)

Still, I admire your style. And way with words.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: March 13, 2023 02:25PM
That's my "ex's" birthday.

You would think I would have had a clue.

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Posted by: Chicken N Backpacks ( )
Date: March 13, 2023 02:47PM
Re: April General Conference begins on April Fools' Day

We've all speculated on where new temples will be announced; I wonder what the new/reintroduced buzzwod(s) will be.

Covenant Path? Invite? Challenge? Hold fast? Lazy learners? "We're a poor people, but an honest people"?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 13, 2023 03:02PM
I wonder what the new/reintroduced buzzword(s) will be?

If I had a vote, I'd try to get sports terms introduced into ghawd-spiel.

We've already got "To dunk," from basketball, so adding "slam-dunk" would be easy.

"Hole in one" might describe the perfect marriage path...

"faked him out of his jockstrap" might not work initially, but never give up hope!

Etcetera!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 13, 2023 09:39PM
Re: I wonder what the new/reintroduced buzzword(s) will be?

I'm still trying to figure out NG's metaphor.

But yeah, those are great ideas!

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Posted by: I ( )
Date: March 14, 2023 12:10AM
Re: April General Conference begins on April Fools' Day

Mormonism is a joke

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 14, 2023 05:27AM
Re: April General Conference begins on April Fools' Day

The punch line packs a real punch.

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