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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: June 13, 2023 08:21PM
A monkey could be prophet

The church is ran by committees and man is that ever evident. The old dude at the top is just a mascot. Sometimes the church runs for years with the old dude drooling and crapping their diapers.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: June 13, 2023 11:25PM
Re: A monkey could be prophet

With advances in AI and animatronics, future prophets could have much less poop to clean up.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: June 14, 2023 02:42AM
10% of the poo for the Big Guy! (n/t)


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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: June 14, 2023 08:28AM
Re: 10% of the poo for the Big Guy!

Monkeys have good aim.

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: June 14, 2023 01:50PM
Re: A monkey could be prophet

Same for the POTUS, nothing in the constitution says the job had to be held by a human, monkey with do.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: June 14, 2023 01:54PM
Re: A monkey could be prophet

Wait are you saying Nelson isn't a monkey?

Here I thought he was, an unfunny bald one.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: June 14, 2023 02:10PM
Sort of funny that I was called a monkey

I was called a monkey at church. I was never called a monkey by my parents, teachers or coaches.

Nope, only at church

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: June 14, 2023 05:58PM
Re: Sort of funny that I was called a monkey

The church was only trying to get you to stop monkeying around.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: June 14, 2023 06:02PM
Re: Sort of funny that I was called a monkey

It's a shame that you didn't throw poo at them in response. ;)

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: June 14, 2023 07:01PM
Re: Sort of funny that I was called a monkey

again, an assumption that that Didn't happen...

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