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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 19, 2023 09:13PM
If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous (n/t)


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 19, 2023 09:17PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

It's likely that nothing would change except that I'd been either politely rigorous or rigorously polite when it came my dealings with Madame Gladys a la Lot.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 19, 2023 09:27PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

I am always impressed by your ability to type with crayons.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 19, 2023 10:42PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

You are a latter way saint.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 02:24AM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

Oh, I dunno. Stay Mormon, Try to become a GA. That seems to be the usual unrighteous game plan.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 03:35AM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

You are too tall. They’d have to cut a few inches from the legs of one of the red leather conference thrones. And that would mess up the aesthetics.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 11:58AM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

L. Tom Perry was very tall.

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Posted by: Tom Phillips ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 04:16AM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

After receiving my 2A, I only had righteous thoughts. I wanted to convert the world.

So, I wanted to prove there was no death before Adam fell,about 6k years ago, we were all the offspring of Adam and Eve, there was no evolution and the Book of Abraham was true.

Turns out these righteous thoughts were unrighteous. My bad.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 12:00PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

Interesting. Thank you. I think many mission presidents possibly get it for that very reason.

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Posted by: loislane ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 07:14AM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

The thing that I would do that is not righteous is tell everyone I had been through the second annointing.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 12:01PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

It's like Fight Club. Doing that invalidates it.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 11:07AM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

Well. I made my list. But then I realized I could be arrested for some of them. So . . . there is that.

Definitely coffee though. I loved the aroma even when I was TBM. Oh, and wine. For sure. And of course never go to church or pay tithing.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 12:02PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

Lol. I didn't think of that but I think paying tithing keeps the SA spiritual magic going.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: July 20, 2023 11:11PM
I would create something stupid that every...

I would create something stupid such as an outdated planner that every Mormon leader and missionary would need to lug around whether it was worthless or not.

I would call it the Messy planner. I would create a company to mass produce it and then donate 7.5% to Mormon Charities. You couldn't serve in any church calling unless you bought one from the Goop online store.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 21, 2023 01:08PM
Re: I would create something stupid that every...

Lol. I love it. You have to buy a temple recommend to do any calling climbing. Make it an actual object like the quads that are high quality leather and embossed.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 24, 2023 04:15PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

Take in as deep a breath as I can, then laugh really loud for as long as possible.

I'd probably do it several times just to be extra naughty!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 24, 2023 06:26PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

Lol!

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 24, 2023 07:22PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

Was that a loud lol?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 24, 2023 08:36PM
Re: If you were a second anointed Mormon what would you do that isn't righteous

Literally

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 24, 2023 05:23PM
I'd paint the martyrdom of Joseph Smith on my chest

and his wedding night with the almost 15-year-old on my back,


and then go shirtless to Conference, with my Second Annoying card taped to my forehead.

But I'd keep a serious look on my face...

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 24, 2023 08:37PM
Re: I'd paint the martyrdom of Joseph Smith on my chest

You would be more at home with a sign on the street calling conference goers to repentance.

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