Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: July 26, 2023 08:15PM
Your post dredged up a memory...
Early in my Junior year in high school, 1960, I was sitting in study hall, with nothing really to study. So I was musing. I used to muse a lot, sometimes all day...
And I mused that I was sitting there, just 40 years from the year 2000, or twenty-ought-ought as we kids used to call it, while shifting gears, with the stick on the steering wheel... The times were very clutch.
The next thought was, 'How old will I be in 40 years?' But not having an electronic calculator, I had to wait until the next day, in *trigonometer* class, to figure it out. (Thank ghawd for signs, cosigns, and designs!)
So there I was, in like October of 1960, suddenly being confronted with the adult-ish knowledge that I would be 55, or %% in all-caps, in the year 2000!!!
As some of you are very aware, 55 is an impossible age when you're still an innocent teenage boy, living a teenage life, having teenage dreams... There weren't even any helicopters on Mars at that time!
And, of course, the year 2000 has come and gone. The last 'shifty' car I bought was in 1990; it was so clutch! Would I, today, still be able to make that first drag-racing shift from 1st to 2nd Richard Geer? I'd like to think so, that it's like riding a ballerina...
IsaythesethingsinthenameofJesusChristamen.