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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: August 04, 2023 11:42PM
I think I'll give my coffee maker a second anointing

I think I’ll give my drip coffee maker a second anointing. Yes, it has faithfully served me well for the last three+ years and I am quite fond of it.

It deserves this special ordinance and no matter how it performs from here on out, it’s place in the future will be forever and ever immortalized in my most humble opinion.

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Posted by: dogbloggernli ( )
Date: August 04, 2023 11:54PM
Re: I think I'll give my coffee maker a second anointing

Many appliances get crusty feet so washing its feet is certainly appropriate.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: August 05, 2023 12:44AM
Re: I think I'll give my coffee maker a second anointing

Will others be invited?

Written, engraved - embossed invitations, I hope!

Certainly your RfM peeps!

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: August 05, 2023 02:54AM
I hope you raise your mug and shout Hosanna three times (n/t)


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Posted by: T-Bone ( )
Date: August 06, 2023 01:03AM
Re: I think I'll give my coffee maker a second anointing

My machine made me a double espresso this morning. I am blessed.

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