Posted by:
sunbeep
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Date: August 24, 2023 09:04PM
Whenever a prayer is offered up to Kolob, it is captured and funneled into the Prayer Intake Terminal (PIT). From there each prayer is given a Label Of Authorized Destination (LOAD) and dispersed into the sacred channels of Complete Resolution And Promise (CRAP). Once the prayers have been identified as a Load of Crap, they are sorted into the Three Degrees of Glory Holes. Celestial Prayers are stamped as priority and answered right away. Terrestrial Prayers (TP) and Telestial Prayers (also TP), are sent to Uranus to become moon dust.
In the pit are Some Newly Acquired Kolobian Elite (SNAKE) spirits who make sure that no prayers are lost or misdirected. After all, each prayer is sacred and this ain’t no taffy-pullin operation.
So, when you misplace your keys and offer up a sincere prayer for help in finding them, be assured that your prayer will be properly received, processed in the Snake-Pit, and answered according to the Load of Crap it contains.