When a speaker says ______, take a shot.

What is ______?

Also, what will you be drinking?

How about one drink per new temple announced by country club president and prophet - Russ N.

How about one drink everytime a lower GA praises a higher GA. Brown nosing.

One drink for every "the blessings of paying your tithing."

Personally I was thinking A&W Root Beer. But that's me :-)

InJustice Wrote:
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> Personally I was thinking A&W Root Beer. But
> that's me :-)

I hope your A&W shots are full-blooded (not sugar-free); before A&W was available on the West side <Washington State> I would buy some in the Spokane area & schlep it home...

Maybe that's (part of) the reason DW# 1 thought (incorrectly, of course) I was 'weird' which is 100% subjective, right?

Aww, cute. ;)

Never drink because of another person, or badly behaving group.

Dumb.

It can be taken as a joke.

ciena Wrote:
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> Never drink because of another person, or badly
> behaving group.
>
> Dumb.

You mean it was wrong of me when at college frat parties I drank any time anyone said "Hi Bob," on The Bob Newheart Show? No wonder it was such a hellish time!

It's nothing short of a miracle that kids survive college every single year. We did so.many.stupid.things. Maybe the secret is that for the most part, we avoided the *really* stupid things.

As long as you don’t chug it will be fine. You get in trouble when you chug.

This drinking game is a long running tradition here. You can not play or play with water or anything else. However, if you are really intent on watching the cringy, boooooooring mess, you may want alcohol of some kind!

A shot of Ouzo for every time covenant path is mentioned.

Lol! You'd best prepare the hangover remedy right now.

We call it the Greek 2x4. You feel fine and then WHAM! It knocks you on your ass.

How about a drink for every session that I didn't watch? Or maybe a sip for every talk I didn't listen to?

Life is too short to waste on bullshit. Let’s be real. Only a few TBM’s watch General Conference. Most members live or because there is no church. It’s the same rehash. When has there ever been a big life changing announcement?

Rubicon Wrote:
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> Life is too short to waste on bullshit. Let’s be
> real. Only a few TBM’s watch General Conference.
> Most members live or because there is no church.
> It’s the same rehash. When has there ever been a
> big life changing announcement?

I've noticed that the church has been announcing their temples and their temple building updates in the press rather than waiting for GC. Perhaps the so called GC temple thunder is no longer being heard.

I always thought GC was so stupid because members don't value what was said during GC in the past. GC is like paving the street, every 6 months there's a crew repaving it whether it's wanted or not.

I'm going to be downing a pint or two with friends during the Saturday afternoon session.

Probably going to suck for those who normally shop on Sundays in Utah. Stores gonna be extra crowded with all the bored Mormons.