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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: November 22, 2023 01:05AM
The strife in the Middle East is on hold. No Jesus, again. Next time...

Next time for sure! God was just testing/alerting/prepping us, right? No way would God tell us something that wasn't true! (unless he really wanted to weed out the lukewarm, in which case he would mislead us to distract the infidels. Or something).

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: November 22, 2023 06:35AM
Only for four days. Maybe he's taking a nap. (n/t)


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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: November 22, 2023 09:58AM
Re: The strife in the Middle East is on hold. No Jesus, again. Next time...

Anyone here remember the 1967 Six Day War in Israel?

That war was the end for sure! Armageddon! Repent or be burned as stubble!

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: November 22, 2023 10:22AM
Re: The strife in the Middle East is on hold. No Jesus, again. Next time...

I remember. Cleon Skousen was having seizures over the excitement.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 22, 2023 11:38AM
Re: The strife in the Middle East is on hold. No Jesus, again. Next time...

"When a man is that repressed, the only way to achieve paroxysm is through bizarre fantasies involving mass destruction."

--Judy N. Quest, speaking for a friend who is worried about the survival of their reproductive organs

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