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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 03, 2024 02:00PM

That’s Mormonism in a nutshell. You become a God if you let the church leaders control your life. It doesn’t matter what color of lipstick they put on the pig to seem less radical or more modern. This is Mormonism.

Of course you have to die to see if they were telling the truth or you wasted your life on a scam.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 03, 2024 02:41PM

    
  

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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: January 03, 2024 03:46PM

Pay, Pray and Obey

And I'll promise you a mansion in Paradise, where you'll be a King with numerous Queens and endless concubines who you'll mate with FULL TIME!!! You'll be a GOD!!! (in the next life. Promise)

A lot like the Islamists promise their suicidal vest wearers t72 Virgins in Heaven and Fing full time in the next life.

oldest and cheapest scam ever!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/03/2024 03:46PM by schrodingerscat.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 03, 2024 05:32PM

Becoming a God makes no sense unless you get your own planet which they have backed away from thanks to Gordie. Other wise what? You're just a Celestial celebrity but everyone else is too so there is nothing special about being a God.


A certain writer (who is a theist) I read recently posits the theory that God is a failed novelist "who seems conflicted about how -- or whether---to finish us."

Considering a 2,000+year hiatus that is as good an explanation as any for "our" God.

If you make the CK and you don't like the planet you got, can you sell it? Is there a Celestial penalty for ignoring your planet, abandoning it? Are there bonus points given for torturing your creations? What if the Savior you immaculately father with a human turns out to be a girl? Do you try again or just use smaller nails when the time comes? Are you required to design cancer cells and STDs along with cute bunnies and puppies? Do you have to write your own Bible or can the old one be re-purposed? Will there at least be funeral potatoes?

I wonder if any Mormons ever thought this through. Do they think anything through?

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 12:57AM

You become a God and create your own universe and make spirit children to populate all the inhabital planets by banging your many goddesses. That was the big pay off they sold me. I just wanted to bang one cute chick in my seminary class.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 03, 2024 05:33PM

No different that JS and his treasure digging scam. do what I say, give me your money, and I'll find the treasure to make you rich.

I wonder? Did no one think to tell him they would pay him AFTER he found the treasure?

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Posted by: Brother Jelly ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 05:46AM

They de-emphasized the god and planet thing years ago. Now you just get to obey. And obey. And obey.

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Posted by: dwindler ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 09:37AM

A polygamous afterlife for men with 100's perhaps 1,000's 0f sex partners= an eternal orgasm...sign me up for it NOW!!!

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 10:43AM

Gay man's worst nightmare. There's a down side to EVERYTHING!

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 09:40AM


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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 11:10AM

They'll have celestial Viagra sidewalks and streets of gold no doubt.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 08:43PM

Not with the right endowment.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 11:28AM

Only a sick mind would come up with the Mormon "endless celestial sex" version of the afterlife.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 08:44PM

Welcome to the world of eternal teenage males!

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 04, 2024 10:01PM

Prophets get to be teenagers well into their 30s.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 05, 2024 10:25AM

And then they skip middle age and go straight to geezer.

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Posted by: Johnny ( )
Date: January 17, 2024 06:56AM

anybody Wrote:
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> Only a sick mind would come up with the Mormon
> "endless celestial sex" version of the afterlife.

A lot of men would love it. I suppose it fits into our hypersexual world of today.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 20, 2024 09:34PM

You just made two mutually inconsistent things. Which is it?

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 05, 2024 11:05AM

If you are in training to become a God, wouldn't it be better if you got some experience thinking for yourself instead of doing what the church tells you to do?

No wonder the world is messed up. God was just doing what the Gods before him told him to do.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 17, 2024 10:14AM

All I want is the resurrected body that can't get sick, age, or get fat. Although with Mormon Heavenly father in mind, I suspect some form of dementia is still possible in the hereafter. I think they call it "Celestial Brain".

Besides that I am limiting the number of people on my planet to 50 and populating strictly with dogs and birds and the occasional tamarind.

If George Carlin wants to come I'll make it 51 plus guests.

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Posted by: HMer ( )
Date: January 20, 2024 09:33PM

Gods have to operate independently.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 20, 2024 09:41PM

Said in my Oprah voice: Any YOU get to be a god, and YOU get to be a god, and YOU..

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