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Date: January 08, 2024 06:25PM
Anyone remember the Izapa Stela 5? Or even what it even is? A stela/stele is a large flat stone with ancient relief carvings that tell a story, myth, or history. They're normally associated with ancient Egyptians, Syrians, etc. But the stela 5 was found in Chiapas, Mexico, and depicts what sane people believe is a creation event believed by natives. But Mormons fixated on the carved tree, and filled in the blanks from there, finding that the figures included Lehi and Nephi. A bit of a stretch, to be sure. But in the 1960s and 1970s, it was in our Seminary book ("The Restored Church") as "proof" (PROOF, I tell you!) of the Book of Mormon, because of the tree and the "Lehi" figure that they claimed was Lehi's dream. It also "proved" that the Book of Mormon characters were those who built the ancient cities in Mexico and other Mesoamerican countries. The reasoning, however thin -- although they did suck in the 15 year-old me -- was the story of Lehi's dream. The Nephi figure was holding or near what they said was a jawbone, which, in Hebrew or something, was called "nephi". While the church pushed the claim, BoM apologists were lukewarm about buying into it.
["Book of Mormon stories that my teacher tells to me,
Are about the Lamanites in ancient history...
...giv'n this land if they live righteously"]
Fast-forward several years, and I was taking archaeology at BYU, and we kept getting invited to go to Mexico on BYU-sponsored digs. Of course, I didn't have the money for that, and could never go. (There were also a few BoM digs exploring the ancient Mogollon and Anasazi pueblo cultures of the Southwest). But BYU had a permanent presence among the Mesoamerican archaeological dig sites at the time. This was due to the long-running Mormon myth that the Americas' First Nations were descended from Book of Mormon people, even if it took a couple of thousand years for the original migrants to make it from the extreme north to Tierra del Fuego. This is where the apologists begin coming up with outrageous theories, like DNA being lost (impossible), the North American sites still expected to eventually cough up the expected swords and chariots and whatnot. In the ever-changing Mormon church, I don't where all this stands now, or what kind of bullshitty stories they're spinning now.
Do you know if BYU still has archaeological digs in Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, etc.? Do you know if this crapola is still depicted in whichever seminary text they use now? The Mormons' stela 5 explanation was almost too comical to believe. It makes you feel rather sorry for them.