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Posted by: RPackham ( )
Date: February 07, 2024 08:40PM
Bumper stickers

I don't remember the source

For a Mormon car:

On my way to GODHOOD!
DO NOT PASS!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 08, 2024 12:43AM
Re: Bumper stickers

*cringe*

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: February 08, 2024 02:28PM
Re: Bumper stickers

I live near several retirement communities, the other day I saw a bumper sticker that said, "CAUTION, SENIOR DRIVER, Just go around".

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Posted by: Caffiend nli ( )
Date: February 08, 2024 02:44PM
Ignore my turn signal after 1/2 mile. (n/t)


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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 08, 2024 06:12PM
Re: Bumper stickers

STAY OFF MY LAWN! That's where I park my car.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: February 08, 2024 02:57PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Stop paying tithing
And receive a 10% raise

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: February 08, 2024 03:04PM
Re: Bumper stickers

"Drive Carefully
There is no Celestial Kingdom"

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: February 08, 2024 03:12PM
Re: Bumper stickers

"I Don't Need Google
My Prophet Knows Everything"

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: February 08, 2024 03:14PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Quit thinking celestial and focus on your driving!

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Posted by: UnFiend ( )
Date: February 09, 2024 12:01AM
Seen in my student neighborhood: "EngiNerd." (n/t)


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 09, 2024 02:07AM
Re: Bumper stickers

"visualize using your turn signals"

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Posted by: Caffiend nli ( )
Date: February 09, 2024 08:31AM
Boston variant: "Use yah blinkah" (n/t)


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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: February 12, 2024 08:07AM
Re: Bumper stickers

For real. Has using turn signals fallen out of fashion?

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 07:44AM
Re: Bumper stickers

Ponderize using your goddamn turn signal!

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Posted by: blindguy ( )
Date: February 09, 2024 06:07AM
Re: Bumper stickers

Seen on a car driven by a practicing Roman Catholic:

"On my way to sainthood.
Pass me by."

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Posted by: bobt ( )
Date: February 09, 2024 04:40PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Mine: I GET MY POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY AND THEOLOGY FROM BUMPER STICKERS

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Posted by: Da Baws ( )
Date: February 11, 2024 03:21PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Iron Hotrod

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 11, 2024 09:13PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Praise God & Pass the Ammunition

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Posted by: Robbie ( )
Date: February 12, 2024 07:31AM
Re: Bumper stickers

That's quite the humorous bumper sticker idea! What is a missionary's favorite car? A convertible of course.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: February 12, 2024 11:16AM
Re: Bumper stickers

I saw this one in Utah: Forever Family
Cringe

My fave personalized license plate, on a jacked up jeep with big knobby tires and axle extenders, seen in Sandy, UT:
ITS MS

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 13, 2024 01:25AM
Re: Bumper stickers

"Cilantro is EVIL !"

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 13, 2024 02:57AM
Re: Bumper stickers

Sorry, Dave; it was actually KALE / Calvary Baptist / St. Anne, IL. / 1/‘21

nice try!

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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: February 13, 2024 02:01AM
Re: Bumper stickers

Hello Sir Richard Packham...am hoping all is well in Your neck of the woods!

One of my favorite Bumper Stickers seen some years back...

"Jesus Please Save Us From Your Followers"

Must admit I gotta big chuckle outta that one!

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Posted by: Less Frequent Flyer ( )
Date: February 14, 2024 05:07AM
Re: Bumper stickers

"Minister on call"
"Behold my Priesthood"
"Driving and Election Made Sure"

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: February 14, 2024 06:17PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Driver brakes for Nephites.

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Posted by: Scooby Doo ( )
Date: February 15, 2024 12:39AM
Re: Bumper stickers

Something I just realized last week. Cars that have the coexist bumper stickers usually have a bunch of other stickers as well, but never have an American flag sticker with them

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 15, 2024 01:34AM
Re: Bumper stickers

There was a time when no patriotic American would disrespect the flag by affixing it to a bumper, where it would inevitably be soiled. But nowadays people drag it through the muck all the time.

Sad.

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Posted by: RPackham ( )
Date: February 15, 2024 01:23PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Most confusing bumper sticker:

"Honk if you never honk at bumper stickers that say 'Honk if..."

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: February 15, 2024 01:36PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Question Authority

I have a button that says that

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Posted by: Scooby Doo ( )
Date: February 16, 2024 08:08PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Let's not forget my all time favorite. "What would Scooby Doo".

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 17, 2024 12:30AM
Re: Bumper stickers

I have a bumper sticker that says FREE TIBET!

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 03:29PM
Re: Bumper stickers

I don't have a bumper sticker, but I do have Tibetan neighbours. They're lovely, joyful people.

Oh, and I met two more Tibetans I didn't know in the Metro on the way home this evening. They need our support.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 03:38PM
Re: Bumper stickers

There's so very little that can be done.

In Tibet. . . Xinjiang. . . Hong Kong. . .

Taiwan

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 17, 2024 12:52AM
Re: Bumper stickers

Remember the first time you saw the 'fish' decal thingie with legs attached?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 17, 2024 01:08AM
Re: Bumper stickers

I thought the simple fish was beautiful in a minimalistic way. Then came the letters in the middle, which ruined the effect.

But the fish with legs? Absolutely brilliant. Until, that is, you made them start writing "Darwin" inside.

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Posted by: Visitor from the West ( )
Date: February 28, 2024 05:19PM
Re: Bumper stickers

MEGASH*T HAPPENS

-------

The rat race is over, the rats won

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Born again Christian stickers from the 1970's:

I FOUND IT

I NEVER LOST IT

I AM IT

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Posted by: OrigamiDude ( )
Date: February 28, 2024 07:09PM
Re: Bumper stickers

Black Trucks Matter

WWJD
Wine, Women and Jack Daniels

Eat Beans & go to Church

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