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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 11:02AM
What would Jesus sneakers look like?

So Donald Trump just released a new line of sneakers, which sold out immediately.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-sneakers-sneaker-con-philadelphia-4de093eda6f8d1c68baf8fe8095f777b

The $399 ones are gold high tops with a USA flag on the ankle.

Which leads me to wonder if Rusty should design a line of sneakers on behalf of Jesus. And what would they look like?

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 11:23AM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

The church version: Old white "tennis shoe" (vintage Keds) from the 50s. Features slippery soles.

Cost: 10% of your income.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 02:21PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

Even if the first appearance of Jesus Sneakers is popular, will people wait 2000 years for the next appearance?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 01:13PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

MAGA. caps are made in Asia (China ?, I don't have one), I'm guessing Trump shoes are also made there.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 01:30PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

According to a headline I glanced at recently, the USA imported more from Mexico than from China!

I don't know what the time period measured was, nor do I know if it meant overall, or just one commodity, like pinto beans...

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 01:33PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

It must be the Tequila!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 01:50PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

There are no tequila farms in China!

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Posted by: Deadbeat loser ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 04:38PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

.......huraches..........vamanos...........los migras!!

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 11:31AM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

Nelson would release some kind of temple slipper with hospital shoes cross trainer. For good measure it would have some sort of built in headlight so you could see where you are going to land when falling in the dark.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/19/2024 11:32AM by messygoop.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 11:41AM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

Rectangular gold plates with a trumpet on top.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 02:50PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

Is it 'just a coincidence' that the initials for Jesus Christ (on sneakers???) are the same as for Jimmy Carter?

naw, just a coincidence... maybe.

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Posted by: dogbloggernli ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 02:52PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

It would have a ventilation/Thomas proof hole top and bottom.

Probably both an open toe and steel toed version depending on if you're clearing the temple that day.

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Posted by: montanadude ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 02:53PM
Re: What would Jesus sneakers look like?

I could see Jesus wearing Adidas Superstar shoes with no laces like Run DMC. Or maybe a pair of black/red original Air Jordans. He'd be super cool with all the kids.

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