https://defector.com/the-brief-and-wondrous-life-of-the-ai-giant-penised-rat-explained

"Last week, an indelible image of rodent genitalia was published in the serious-sounding journal Frontiers in Cell and Developmental Biology, in an equally serious-sounding paper titled "Cellular functions of spermatogonial stem cells in relation to JAK/STAT signaling pathway."

"The paper's three authors, who work at Hong Hui Hospital and Jiaotong University in China, credited the AI-art generator Midjourney as the creator of the image. And a closer look at the labels hovering around the rat, its junk, and the cells presumably extracted from its junk, revealed the text was about as decipherable as Simlish."

"The resounding uproar over this Retat and his dck, which included several cookie recreations, led Frontiers to retract the paper by the end of the week, on the grounds that the article "does not meet the standards of editorial and scientific rigor for Frontiers in Cell and Development Biology."

So much for peer review. But the world got to see what Joseph Smith would look like as a freakishly-endowed rat, at least in his own mind.

I would make him a nice snack :)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07TCNMDJZ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

And by “if” you mean…?

Simlish is a fictional language created in 1996.

Reformed Egyptian is a fictional language created in the 1820's.