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Posted by: madeguy ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 09:03PM

I'm courting a lovely young dancer
Who never takes no for an answer
When she spins on her toes
Her virginity shows
and I see that it's safe to romance her.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2024 11:15PM by Maude.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 09:46PM

I don't find that funny or maybe I'm missing something.
How does virginity show when spinning?
Why is romancing her related to her virginity?

Do better.

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Posted by: madeguy ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:10PM

OK, here's another one:

There was a young prophet named Joe
whose libido was running the show
his passion for beavers
of buxom believers
brought fame that continues to grow.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:13PM

I like it!

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Posted by: madeguy ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:22PM

Thanks. It's my tribute to Joseph Smith.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 09:54PM

I met a church leader from Salt Lake
Whose tie and religion were both fake
He removed his clip-on
Took a rip from a bong
And proceeded to pontificate

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Posted by: madeguy ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 09:58PM

Love it.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:05PM

Dude. No.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:37PM

Very good, madeguy. Especially the second one.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2024 10:38PM by donbagley.

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Posted by: madeguy ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:40PM

Thanks.

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Posted by: anonynon ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:50PM

guess you didn't leave misogyny behind when you left the church?

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 11:09PM

RIGHT!?

Happy Women’s History Month! SMDH

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Posted by: RPackham ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:56PM

Here's my contribution:

A Mormon who lives in Salt Lake
Discovered his church was all fake.
He told his dear wife,
Who threatened his life.
Now there's a tough choice he must make.

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Posted by: madeguy ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 10:59PM

That's great Richard. You must be Irish.

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