How about playing your bongos for ghawd's greater glory?


Of course, I had a pair of bongos!  
I kept them in tune, I kept them clean, and I kept them handy.  

I know ghawd smiled on me when I played them.

And I know Satan doesn't like bongos because a good pair of bongos, clasped between your knees, forges a close connection to ghawd and to all that is holy.



But the Kazoo . . .!!!!

Your poor neighbors.

...they would bring offerings...

Were you the Clapping Guy?

“ According to a sworn statement by Officer Michael Olson, he and another officer arrived at the actor's cottage in Tarrytown about 2:30 a.m. after someone complained of loud music.

“Olson said as he approached the door, he looked through a window and saw McConaughey dancing naked and pounding on a set of bongos. Another man in the living room was clapping to the music, according to an arrest affidavit filed in Municipal Court. The second man was not charged.”

https://www.statesman.com/story/entertainment/2022/08/23/matthew-mcconaughey-bongos-arrest-1999-austin-tx-history/65416410007/

Pish posh!

I would have been but a mere child of 54 in 1999, and not allowed to be out after midnight.

There you go again, trying to persuade people you were once 5'4". How credulous do you think we are?

Sheldon plays bongos :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwkCbsnxscg

Hahaha! Use the subjunctive!

Bongo Cat!

https://youtu.be/ZuY535ZyAkA

How did you know I had bongos ?

We wouldn’t expect any less.

Not on my bongos! Hehe