Wiggly worms live in the Great Salt Lake!

    "...Breaking apart clumps of calcium carbonate mud called microbialites, built by microorganisms on the lake bed, researchers at the University of Utah have confirmed what biologists have long suspected:  There are worms of various species wriggling under the lake's surface, away from our sight.

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-thought-only-two-animals-lived-in-the-great-salt-lake-they-were-wrong


One might suppose that ghawd is pleased with the UofU.  And one might wonder why mormon ghawd did not 'impress upon' a BYU scientist person that the worms were there.


An imaginary headline to promote Sunday morning mirth:

"Scientists at BYU-Idaho announce a breakthrough regarding baptism by immersion!!"

Meanwhile scientists at BYU undertake a multi year study: Is that a Dove or is it the Holy Ghost?

Meanwhile scientists at BYU are close to discovering who the first Begat was.

Please try to keep your mind out of the gutter!!  

Just how sacred is the infinitive, 'to beget' ...?


And what is the future relative pluperfect of "We beget"?

Aren't those some of the same BYU scientists who were found to have suppressed the discovery that the phrase 'And it came to pass' was really only a fragment of an ancient prayer of thanks for relief from kidney stones?

BYU worms are not supposed to wriggle when they are soaking.

What I learned on St. Patrick's Day, 1961, was that going to elementary school without wearing something green will result in many many pinches.

St. Patrick's Day ..... one of the two drinking holidays.