A Buddhist monk was sitting in an airport checking and answering his email while he waited for his flight when he felt someone staring at him. He looked up and sure enough the woman sitting next to him was staring at his computer screen. Their eyes met and she embarrassedly said, “I’m sorry, it’s just that I didn’t know that monks could use email.”

“Yes, monks can use email,” he replied, “as long as there are no attachments.”

Love it.

Good one!

:-D

A zen student gave his teacher a big box with a ribbon on it for his birthday. When the teacher opened the box, he found that there was nothing inside. "Aha," he exclaimed, "just what I wanted!"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2024 04:11AM by botchan.

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