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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: May 24, 2024 06:02PM

Okay. Wrong way to start a holiday weekend. We live in a very mormon area in the Southern part of Salt Lake County. Been here 20 years. Many mormon neighbors that I'm friendly with, but not that friendly. They know to not bug me about the church. Haven't had missionaries knock on my door in 6 years. Especially since the last one that did broke my sprinkler head with his bike. LDS Inc. wrote me a $150.00 check for repairs. They've stayed away since that. All of a sudden, 3 missionaries showed up on my porch today. Two were standard issue kids with standard issue outfits. The other guy was about ten years older and stood behind them. He was wearing a blue suit and a purple tie. Who would that guy be? I sent them on the way before they could start their stuff and didn't ask the 3rd guy who he was. I've been annoyed by missionaries many times but never had 3 show up. Anyone know why the 3 crew?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 24, 2024 07:00PM

. . . he was their pimp?

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Posted by: onthedownlow ( )
Date: June 01, 2024 11:08AM

A purple tie, ditto, it was their pimp. Did they roll up in a caddie with chandeliers on the hood?

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Posted by: Silence is Golden ( )
Date: May 24, 2024 07:18PM

It can be a few things. Ward Mission leader assigned to drive the elders around. Could be newbie's out in the field and they are getting trained in real life. Could be one Elder has a companion in medical facility or has been transferred, so he is tagging along with the other two so he is never alone. Since you mentioned he is older, my bet is the local ward\stake mission leader.

A few years ago I had three show up at my front door. I knew the senior one amongst them. So I chatted with him and we joked a bit. The newbie (being trained) who had been out for about two weeks puts on that serious look of spiritual arrogance and tells me he is inspired to "call me to repentance". The senior slaps his forehead and groans while that 18 year old snot stares at me in his cleanly pressed white shirt.

I told them they could leave now, made a call to the local mission leader and told them to never step on my property again.

I can feel your frustration.

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: May 24, 2024 07:24PM

Thank you. I'm not lds. How would I find out who, and how to contact the ward/stake mission leader?

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Posted by: Silence is Golden ( )
Date: May 24, 2024 10:00PM

Your area is part of the Salt Lake City south Mission located in Sandy. You can call the mission offices and ask them to not visit your address. I cannot promise they will listen or tell the Elder assigned to never visit, but you can give it a shot.

In my case the local leaders knew me personally since I was a former member, which gave me the advantage of getting listed as no more visits. They did not want to piss me off more than they had.

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 12:43AM

Thanks again. But, how do I get the number of the mission office? I've searched the internet and still can't find a contact #.
Turn on sound.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/25/2024 07:35PM by stillanon.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 12:57AM

Utah Salt Lake City South Mission
9501 S. Poppy Lane,
Sandy, UT 84094
United States

Phone Number: 1-801-568-9003
Mission President: President J. Christopher Lansing

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 01:20PM

Thank you sooo much. I'll call them Tuesday. I'll let you know how that goes. Thanks again.

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 01:45PM

Hi. I just Googled that guy. Apparently he was MP from 2016-2019. Now,
"J. Christopher and Erlynn E. Lansing will serve as the new directors of Church Hosting beginning July 1, 2021."

My question is; will the new MP be located at the same address? Thanks.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 02:17PM

Probably yes. they're a corporation, and that's how corporations generally work. Call them and see. The worst that could happen is you get a wrong number.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 02:28PM

    If it is now a wrong number, you could make a new friend because of the likelihood that the person who answers has probably gotten tons of calls intended for the MP . . . and they probably weren't calls to offer praise or congratulations!

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 04:49PM

Still a working number. Where does a MP live? With another member, in a house? I want to show up at dinnertime to interrupt and annoy him to tell him to leave me alone.

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Posted by: sbg ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 07:00PM

Wearing a colander and carrying a plate of spaghetti to honor the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 25, 2024 07:45PM

It's my experience (now very dated...) that the church provides a residence for the MP and his family, rent-free.

Being an MP is as close as 411 men get to being a ghawd!  (Google says there are 411 missions currently.)

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: May 26, 2024 05:01AM

Sorry about providing defunct information.

Isn't it ironic that an organization that is so hell bent on collecting data about EVERYONE else on the planet can not be bothered to update its own public relations (that's the point of mission presidents) office updated.

Two quick and somewhat funny phone stories from my missionary days. First, there was an elder who would call the phone company when he was transferred to a new apartment. This Elder Banks couldn't leave it alone that the mission office had every set of missionaries listed by their town and geographical location~ LDS Missionaries N Beeville. I was in one of his apartments where the phonebook listed Elder Banks as our number:(

Another oddity (and it was awesome!) was that my zone leader was in a different area code. In fact, only one set of missionaries had a toll free number who could call everyone in the zone. Those elders resented the constant relaying of stats and messages. They would unplug their phone after 5 pm. The zone leader was always in a huff that nobody was calling him- well dumbass we weren't calling you because the mission office charged you for every toll you were charged for long distance calls; even church business calls were deducted out of your monthly allotment.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: June 01, 2024 02:12PM

You think being an MP is close to being a ghawd? Spending 3 years riding herd on a bunch of teenagers, many of whom don't want to be there, for no pay is not my idea of heaven.

Yeah, living expenses are reimbursed, Big whoop. While the church is pretty generous in what it will reimburse, the MP does not get to pocket any of that money. It goes to the provider of the item that generated the expense.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 01, 2024 02:48PM

BofJ, what if the MP is in the US and has a Costco card AND the Costco credit card, with 4% back on gas and lower percentages on other items?  Frequent flyer miles?

Do you think he hands the yearly 'reward' back to the church?

The same could be true for all his/her cash-back cards.


I have faith that many MPs cheated and clawed their way up the business world ladder, thus becoming visible to their betters and that the calling wouldn't change their deep-seated tendencies.

I can even imagine a high-level church leader rolling his eyes when an MP tries to do "the right thing" by handing over the yearly Costco card 'reward' and mentally mocking the MP for being a goody-two-shoes*.




*does this old saying mean that those with only one shoe are bad people?

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Posted by: nomo moses ( )
Date: June 05, 2024 09:45AM

This expression alludes to the main character of a nursery tale, The History of Goody Two-Shoes (1765), who was so pleased when receiving a second shoe that she kept saying “Two shoes.” The goody in the story is short for goodwife but means “goody-goody” in the idiom.

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Posted by: onthedownlow ( )
Date: June 01, 2024 11:12AM

Actually, and more effectively, bear your testimony of the CES letter and tell him to go to CES.org.

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