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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 02:25AM
Missionary sighting report.

I went to the Chinese buffet for lunch and there they were. Three of them sitting at a table with two old guys, probably MP or some such nonsense. The mishies appeared to be tense and uneasy with forced laughter.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 10:08AM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

Hahaha. You should have walked up to them and asked if they are being forced to be with those old men. J/k

I hope they got some good black pepper chicken and rangoons.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 03:30PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

I had the chance to visit with a couple of Mormon missionaries 'serving' in Utah. One missionary was from California, the other from somewhere in the East. Both missionaries said the loved working in Utah.
Everywhere they went they were treated "like rockstars". Couldn't walk in any restaurant in the state without some older man wanting to pay for their lunch.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 03:50PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

> (They) couldn't walk in any restaurant
> in the state without some older man
> wanting to pay for their lunch.


    So, two young men lucky enough to learn what it is to be a female with a small waist and large breasts!!

    . . . Is anyone shocked that I paid the bill when Gladys visited SoCal and we met for lunch?

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Posted by: PHIL ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 03:58PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

Don't you have something better to do than post salacious innuendos here in the middle of the day?
Why don't you volunteer at your local library to man the book return desk?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 04:01PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

Alas, they don't let him in libraries anymore.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 04:12PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

Yeah, they banned him like a book.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 04:18PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

Inspired!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 04:21PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

    PHIL, I am doing my sacred duty to ghawd and man...and it's not getting any easier!!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxvBPH4sArQ

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 05:50PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

"Waiter could you give me a Salacious Innuendo like EOD is having but I'd also like French fries and a Pepsi with mine?"

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 08:08PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

PHIL Wrote:
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> Don't you have something better to do than post
> salacious innuendos here in the middle of the
> day?
> Why don't you volunteer at your local library to
> man the book return desk?


Oh, you’re getting testy? Hey, did you see this question put to you on the influencer thread? Dagny makes some good points.

https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2518603,2519174#msg-2519174

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 12, 2024 02:16AM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

Can a woman man the book return desk ?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 03:59PM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

The tastiest Happy Meal I've ever had!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 12, 2024 02:17AM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

Did it come with a toy ?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 11:47AM
Re: Missionary sighting report.

If they were from KY, TN, or WV, they're probably missing road-kill skunk or possum...

just sayin'



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/10/2024 12:32PM by GNPE.

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