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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 10:04PM
Well done, ye good and faithful servant

But you were peddling hogwash, wasting your time and money, and following morons.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 10:46PM
Re: Well done, ye good and faithful servant

Who died?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 11:07PM
Re: Well done, ye good and faithful servant

    Beth, he's describing what my mission would have been like had I not stopped believing in the church the week prior to leaving on my mission.

    But since I did stop believing, I had 27 months of paid vacation, along with amnesty from the Vietnam draft...

    Yes, ghawd is great!

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: July 10, 2024 11:45PM
Re: Well done, ye good and faithful servant

Thou good and faithful servant.

Or

Ye good and faithful servants.

Mormons should read more Shakespeare and less fake KJV-ese English, aka Mormon prayer English.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 11, 2024 07:26AM
Re: Well done, ye good and faithful servant

Messing up one's own joke is its own kind of purgatory.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: July 11, 2024 02:57PM
Re: Well done, ye good and faithful servant

Venial sin. Twenty Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers should spring you from Purgatory.

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