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Posted by: blindguy ( )
Date: January 24, 2025 10:39PM

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/mississippi-lawmaker-introduces-contraception-begins-erection-act-rcna188938?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

From the article:

"Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize an embryo."

The bill, titled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," would make it unlawful for "a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization...

...In a statement to NBC affiliate WLBT of Jackson, Blackmon referred to the high number of state legislative bills introduced in recent years that target women's access to reproductive health care, specifically abortion and contraception.

"All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation," he wrote. "This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get
up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.""

I say, lead on! Lead on!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 24, 2025 11:19PM

Logic & Reason HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING.

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 01:55PM

GNPE Wrote:
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> Logic & Reason HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING.


You missed the irony. It's a response to all their making abortion illegal.
I lived in Mississippi for 11 years. He's the best politician, ever, out of that sewer of government there.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/25/2025 02:33PM by stillanon.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 07:57AM

I'm with you, Blindguy. I think it's a fantastic initiative :-D

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 07:59AM

Same here. When people troll you, you have to troll them back harder.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 08:02AM


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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 09:04AM

A randy thought proceeds an erection, let's fold those into the proposal too.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/25/2025 09:04AM by GNPE.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 10:04AM


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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 26, 2025 11:31PM

1984

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 11:46AM

It is an outstanding troll, mirroring the controlling language of the so-called pro-life movement. Let's see how they like being dehumanized, even if just in mockery.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 11:49AM

There was a similar troll mockingly attributed to BKKKP or Mormons in general back in the 1960s: "Every ejaculation deserves a name and a blessing."

<cue rimshot>

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 26, 2025 06:27AM


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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 26, 2025 11:18PM

Every time you ejaculate outside of a vagina, a kitten explodes.

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Posted by: unconventional ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 01:00PM

What about the scientific fact that masturbation is necessary for prostate health?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 25, 2025 05:21PM

Rightests <> Science, didn't you get the memo?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/26/2025 01:04PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 26, 2025 09:07PM

I thought Boyd K Packer was hard core. Mississippi holy rollers are hold our beer you Devil worshipping Mormons!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 26, 2025 10:40PM

Seriously, the declining birth rate is an important challenge

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: January 27, 2025 05:10AM

Not really, GNPE. Countries that are willing to take in immigrants (and are seen as desirable landing spots,) are generally not going to have an issue with keeping up their population. It's countries that are hostile to immigrants (i.e. Japan) that have the issue.

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Posted by: McGarnagle ( )
Date: January 27, 2025 07:20PM

That's some grade-A trolling alright. Funny as can be. Well, until you realize the decades of victories progressives have had in the culture wars are now being rolled back hard and fast. Roe was just the beginning. The make up of all three branches, not the least of which The Supremes, presently point to a lot more coming.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 27, 2025 10:16PM

You're just happy someone finally validated your existence.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 27, 2025 10:26PM

Is this tongue (or some other body part) in-cheek?


Self-reporting, no doubt, but highly unreliable.

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: January 28, 2025 01:48PM

So back when I was an early teen, and my gonads dropped and eventually I got my first erection, according to this bill I produced my first offspring.

So who do I owe child support?

Did Mom cause an abortion when she washed the sheets?

Am I forever damned and condemned to hell for all my sinning?

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 28, 2025 06:46PM

Repent!
Be sure and give lurid details when you go confess. They LOVE that.

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