Friend has made a bunch of small cards & is putting them up on bulletin boards in our area - the places the Mormon Missionaries put up "bible study" cards.

SHIZ, Mormons know it.

Learn about SHIZ, Read the Book of Mormon.

You don't know SHIZ, We do..., contact the Missionaries

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You get the idea. He has a half dozen more & apparently they are getting some attention in the area.

What are some good ones he can use?

They are actually using the word Shiz on the card? They must think the BoM name Shiz is a hilarious euphemism for the word shit?

Fudge! People can google the name and realize right away it is a BoM story book character like Moroni.

SHIZ, come visit the Mormon comic book character club.
SHIZ, because real swear words are naughty for Mormons.
SHIZ, never ends in the Mormon Church.

I don't know how Shiz will fly. I got a beatdown when I was a kid because I said frick. Later I got a good talking to about how I really meant f*ck even though I said frick. I shouldn't have said it. and well dad was right Now I don't say frick I say f*ck because thats what I mean. So I should point out that if the church is saying shiz when they mean sh*t. They should say Sh*t.

Read the Book of Mormon and you'll learn a real disarming story about a man named Ammon!

None shall pass!

I don’t know Shiz but I know Jizz.