Well, I see you're white & delightsome, and you have two BEAUTIFUL children; But: WHERE ARE THE OTHERS? In my book, we have you down for a minimum of SEVEN MORE!



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pictures like this make me wonder how they kept me in so long. Stuff like this just made me ???? I can't even think of a word. The temple made me think "Oh no, is heaven going to be LIKE THIS?" My mother's fanatical friends--those kind who couldn't watch TV on Sunday and daughters had to wear dresses all day Sunday (my mother had one friend join a polygamist group)--but my mom wasn't like that--so go figure.

BUT--pictures like this leave a bad taste in my mouth and they ALWAYS did.

"Shit! I've gotta wear a tie in heaven???"

Honey, see that huge amazon woman with wings? Meet your new sister wife!

Oh question.... those families who are separated by a child's marriage to another. Where are those people in the heaven you picture? They are surely not with their bio parents....if they are the other spouse isn't. Oh my, how will we explain this!!!!



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Nothing gets dirt out of burial clothing like a resurrection

"ok, now before you can go any further I'm going to need that secret handshake..."

tee-hee, my favorite

Were they all buried together and now they are resurrecting at the same time? Victims in a car crash? Was is just the mother that was killed and now the family is welcoming her back? If it's just the rapture why are they at the graveyard?

I think I need to read whatever text is supposed to go along with this. Was it from a pamphlet?

Oh wait, I just realized that I don't need to read it. I'll just come up with my own caption.

"Hello folks, I'm Judy, your ministering angel for today's resurrection." "You folks are scheduled to be inducted into the
terrestrial Kingdom so please remove your clothing from the waist down in preparation for genitalia removal."

I love that you named her Judy...that's some funny shit!!!!!!!

I'm with Kolobian.

~VOW

so are those kids stuck being kids for eternity? That would suck donkey balls.

...dead babies would resurrect as babies so their grieving mothers could raise them in the next life?

Actually Joseph Smith taught that infants who die will be resurrected as infants to be raised by their parents in the CK.

Kinda misses the point, however, to go through puberty in the CK. Not what I'd call a "test."

GayLayAleJesus Wrote:
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You're dead. This way, please.

they have 1 single dude on the far right...and the rest are either couples or families !!!
caption???
"Families...if you aint got one ...we aint interested!"

Or maybe:
Congratulations for staying "true" even though you were given the gay "trial". Sorry, but you're the only one, so you're going to be alone for a while.

"Mommy, does this mean I'll be a four year old forever?"

Or for the couple in the background by the open grave on the:
Angel: I'm sorry, your son is an apostate, he's going to live forever in the Terrestrial kingdom, where he'll eat, drink and have sex for the rest of eternity in a beautiful mansion... Now come along where we can put your husband to work making planets and you having spirit babies for the rest of eternity.

Wife: Why didn't we listen to him when we had the chance, Why???

"Why are all of these families so small? Where are the Mormons?"

Honey meet your new sister wife. Her name's Helen. It's OK she might look a bit young, but really she's 14

Look, the old geezer in the Temple tried to grope me, and I was so shook up I never paid attention to her secret temple name...

Angel: No, no, get back in the ground. All of you. You're not pickled enough. Another 4000 years should do it.

Honey I know we have 4 kids,,but 2 of them are not yours. They are you brother Wilburs, Do they still get in??

"Woman, watch the kids. The liahona in my pants is directing me toward some of your future sister wives"

Too Scary; all the guys are wearing suits (& ties).

Hmmm--this looks familiar. I think they are using the same artist

"We Are The Happiest Children In The World"
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uvnuU99OizI/S_sqW64_vyI/AAAAAAAAARk/t7rw9t5zasc/s1600/Kim+Song+Min+1995+We+are+the+happiest+children+in+the+world.jpg

I'm sorry, but you seem to be one handshake short of an endowment...