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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 07:42PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/DarkMatter2525#p/u/5/qahB7mYhLxs
I'm thinking something big to carry all those children to Kolob.

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 07:46PM

A car said to have lots of power but simply does not exist.

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 07:48PM

A pinto. Loads of defects and explodes, with anger.

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Posted by: Gorspel Dacktrin ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 07:53PM

with gun mounts and bulletproof windows. It has to reflect his macho/militaristic bellicosity, while not neglecting his pimping and polygamistic predilections. And the bling represents his insatiable desire to receive offerings of precious things.

That Dark Matter clip is great. Tha analogy hits the nail square on the head.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 08:02PM

It's outdated.
It ran things using its rear (rear engine).
It killed lots of people who tried to drive it (flaws).
People tried to warn about its problems (Ralph Nader).

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Posted by: wagon burner ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 08:50PM

I drove away from the mormon god with one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3OyR6PM8PU&feature=related

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Posted by: Charlie ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 08:55PM

Model A Ford
Has only seats 2 but there is room for more in the rumble seat. Has no headlights to illuminate the way
Has solid rubber tires to make sure the trip isn't too comfortable
Runs on an extremely explosive fuel
Produced on a eternally progressing assembly line
Only one color... the wrong one
It is ancient and not of much use today except as a reminder of how things once were
The rules of the road were made up as life went along
Was narrow enough to enter the strait gate
etc

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 08:57PM


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Posted by: Sutekh ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 08:59PM

I think that Elohim would be a cop car, because he's never around when you need him.

Sutekh

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Posted by: Mnemonic ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 09:31PM

It had a myriad of option and could be whatever you wanted it to be AND, if you didn't like what it was, it could be changed with little or no effort. Each person could customize it to their liking. Even with all it's flexibility, it was never very popular.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_181

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 09:34PM

An Edsel.... look at the front end, what does it look like to you?

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Posted by: m ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 09:43PM

Amphicar... ( google it)

goes on land and water

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Posted by: Mnemonic ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 09:44PM

Satan rules the waters of the Earth.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 10:08PM

Mnemonic Wrote:
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> Satan rules the waters of the Earth.

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/1772663

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 10:13PM

A Chrysler. Remember, God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in his Fury!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 25, 2011 11:09PM

...they were driven out in animal skins.

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Posted by: Bro.R.H. ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 11:27AM

rattledaysnakes Wrote:
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> A Chrysler. Remember, God drove Adam and Eve out
> of the garden in his Fury!


Well, then that would make god a Plymouth. Even more impressive!

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 01:41PM

I was gonna say... LOL

Ron

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 12:23AM


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Posted by: JamesL ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 07:56AM

I don't know about Elhoim, but I'm fairly sure Jesus should have driven a Christler.

However, from the Bible, we know that Jesus actually drove a Honda. It does say that he and the apostles were "in one Accord".

[ducks heavy thrown objects having revealing self as punster]

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Posted by: hotwaterblue ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 08:10AM

Gremlin

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 09:36AM

The kind I used to see in the parking lots during the mid-70s. Big, ugly things with bench seats and those flip-out seats in the cargo area. No seat belts, either. For Gawd Awmighty don't need no seat belts. The station wagon is meant to seat six, but in a pinch you can jam 12 to 13 kids in them if you don't mind the fact that it's deadly. (You have to have come of age in the 60s-80s to understand.)

I also envision Gawd like Homer Simpson sees him--large, bright guy with flowing beard, only you never see his face. I see him driving the station wagon with his left arm resting along the top of the open window (in Heaven they drive on the right, because this is how they do it in the US, and we know that Gawd is American, something we've always learned in SS), beard flowing in the wind, greeting people along the road and saying things like "okely-dokely!" What a nice Gawd.

If I were still Mormon, I'd never want to meet Gawd's son, Jebus, for in the Mormon church I learned that Jebus is an asshat hothead who doesn't like you doing stuff. It's "off with your head!" any time you fondle your girlfriend or touch your monkey in the shower. I see him driving a 1-ton, 4WD double-axle pickup with jacked up suspension and those metal testicles hanging on the trailer hitch in back. He also has a license to openly carry a 9mm Glock.

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Posted by: imaworkinonit ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 10:40AM

for God. . . .

the Canyonero (That big new car that homer got).

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Posted by: Comfortably Numb ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 10:35AM

The offical car of God and his ChurchCo is the armored transport used to transfer money by banks and businesses. After all, it's all about the money.

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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 11:12AM

Able to change into anything you like according to his owners situation.

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Posted by: Adult of god ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 12:26PM

We would have to go to its special garage once a week and worship it.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 12:31PM


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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 12:39PM

A Hudson-Rambler....can't make up his mind.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 26, 2011 12:48PM


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