In an effort to boost their missionary efforts, and attract more potential male priesthood because of declining male numbers in LDS Wards across the United States, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints will be holding a "Win a Date with A Salt Lake Temple Sister Missionary Contest."
The Salt Lake Temple Sister Missionaries, known for being the most comely and lovely of all the Sister Missionary forces the world over, in other words, the super models of the group, have been put forward by the Brethren as a way to increase interest in the faith, especially in the 18-30 Male bracket in the United States.
"It's a no-brainer, " said Bishop Isaac Milton Rood, Assistant to Church PR Director Scott Turdy, "Our most lovely, gorgeous ladies will be offering lucky guys the chance to learn about God's true and only living church on Earth over dinner paid for by us. Nothing will bring the spirit into the heart of a man from the age of 18-30 more than sitting across from a lovely blond blue eyed curvaceous beauty in modest clothing, learning about the teaching of Joseph Smith over a whopper or a Big Mac. Did I add that this was at the Churches expense?"
Transportation expenses would be paid by the winner. Of course.
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To "GNPTE" actually there were photo elections, with submissions to Temple Square,done at the time of putting in their papers... Pictures of Candidates forwarded by Stake Presidencies to Area Seventies, and then to Salt Lake for final approval. Sisters chosen on the type of women found attractive in their particular country.