God is kind, loves pajamas, absolutely forgiving, sometimes funny and very accepting of others (with the exception of the creators of Jersey Shore who will be burning in hell for all eternity)
It's not like "that". God is created in our image in the sense that he (not she) is a person who has counterintuitive traits (immortal, walks through walls, etc.) and has full-access to strategic information (knows all/sees all) about US!
That's the definition of the god we create in our mind: a counterintuitive agent who has full-access to strategic information about you.
My God would be a beach bum, very laid back and loving with a great sense of humor. Long hair - beard - maybe a Virgin Mary tattoo on his arm with MOTHER underneath. He'd be big on that Golden Rule and want everyone to play nicely with others. He wouldn't want people to worry what others thought of them - he'd just want everyone to do their best then relax and let it go. He'd finally let me have my superpower - being able to talk to people in their heads (especially on the freeway when I want to say "Slow down, jerk" to the driver of a car that is speeding past me at 90 mph).
And yes, I get that except for that superpower, I pretty much described Jesus but I like a lot of what he stood for and think the threatening crap was added later by people who wanted control. I agree with Gandhi when he said "I like your Christ but I don't like your Christians. They are nothing like your Christ."
He's Californian, but he keeps an island home in Greece. God likes Jazz music, though Vince Guaraldi can bring Him to tears. He can mix a wicked cocktail. He does Everclear shots. While in Japan he eats puffer fish and live shrimp. He does not always order out for girls, but when he does, he chooses plural girls.
He'll shoot yer kneecap off if you don't give up the location of your own lost car keys. I know that's tough, but at least you'll remember where you put 'em.