Hey Steve I've been meaning to ask, is it true you're a Pulitzer winner? I feel stupid for asking but I Googled your cartoons once and that's what it said.
…that if you play with yourself too much, your manhood will fall off. Truth!
Oh, and all of your wives are about to be reassigned. Sorry about that. We are certain that you will not mind being a celestial servant in the eternities. It's still the CK, after all.