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Posted by: cpalmer312 ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 03:27PM

HOW CAN I SERVE YOU OH MIGHTY PRIESTHOOD HOLDER?

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 03:53PM

This guy is clearly an idiot (I mean, who wears a shirt and tie in bed?) but man! He sure does have a great taste in shirts and ties!

Van Heusen, great shirts and ties, even if the wearer is an utter shmuck!

Oh. Sorry! Hang on, that's not quite right, is it? Let's see... oh, I know!


Brother Kinsman is so eager to serve the Lord and be early for the three hour block meeting that he even sleeps in his shirt and tie!

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Posted by: freedomissweet ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 04:06PM

Breakfast darling. Wife No 2 will bring your pants

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 04:15PM

if only we'd bought Hathaway instead of Van-Heusen shirts. We would be buying way better places than Main Street SLC.

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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 04:35PM


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Posted by: Oftwominds ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 06:51PM

Go get wife number 5.

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Posted by: EquineFedora ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 07:05PM

http://www.cartoonbank.com/1993/see-isnt-this-better-than-being-happy/invt/107047/

You'll have to mentally add the pictures of the temples, prophets, and other LDS iconography yourself.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 07:35PM

"The Relief Society feeds the hungry."

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Posted by: Thread Killer ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 07:55PM

Well, if she wasn't serving him breakfast, there's only one other reason she'd be down there.

I mean, he's only dressed from the waist up--it looks like someone needs write a church pamphlet........

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Posted by: Lurker Delurking ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 07:58PM

I can haz secret handshake behind my head, while you make sammich? Kthxbye

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Posted by: missguided ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 08:05PM

Things like this make me want to cry. How could (can?) some men think like that? If i was married to that sexist pig that meal wouldve been laced with poison. Seriously.

Alright obviously im not serious, i really just want to give that guy a swift kick to the...face. Wearing high heals. Sharp ones. Hows that feel now mr.man? hahaha >:)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2011 08:12PM by missguided.

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Posted by: adult child of abused mother ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 10:01PM

Oh please don't hit me again. You know that I promised the Bishop I will be a better wife. Give me one more chance.

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Posted by: gemini ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 10:38PM

I can't believe ad agencies actually had advertisements like this back in the 40's and 50's. Why did our mothers put up with it?

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: August 23, 2011 10:01AM

gemini Wrote:
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> I can't believe ad agencies actually had
> advertisements like this back in the 40's and
> 50's. Why did our mothers put up with it?

This is the 50s version of AXE commercials--over the top, obviously a joke, but getting the idea into your head anyway.

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Posted by: moroniandcheese ( )
Date: August 21, 2011 10:52PM

(good god hurry, the milk man will be here ANY MINUTE)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 22, 2011 12:08PM


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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: August 22, 2011 01:13PM


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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 23, 2011 08:02AM

Just another regular morning in the life of a future Apostle for The Lord.

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: August 23, 2011 10:26AM


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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: August 23, 2011 11:23AM

1. While you're down there, love......?

2. Watch me raise and lower the tray with no hands.

3. This Mormon lingurie is awsome! Now how about you laying on some hands.
4. You know what they say about guys with long ties...

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