Posted by:
anagrammy
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Date: September 08, 2011 01:00PM
Shannon--you are clearly what I call an old hottie, which is like old wine--the personality just gets better and better with age. The quality men are smart enough to recognize the difference between masturbating material and lifelong companionship. The latter depends on the mind.
Truth is, if we live long enough we'll be aging together. What do you think happens when his prostate gives out, he's leaking blood and Ruby is taking her love to town?
Here's what happens in the end. The midlife crisis takes place in the 40's-50's and there's the earring, the tatoo(s), the leathers, and the viagra. After 19 year olds, the men thinking about sex the most are the fifty year olds. They know the functioning is not what it used to be and there's a tremendous fear attached BECAUSE MEN IDENTIFY WITH THEIR SEXUALITY in a way that women do not. If I don't have an orgasm, it's a private matter you might say. I have a variety of choices on how to handle that. A man's diminishing performance is public and, unfortunately, they usually blame the wife for inadequate stimulation (too old, unskilled, whatever).
The new young hottie who thinks he's a sugar Daddy temporarily solves the problem. She's tatooed, she's shaved, she's just jumped right out of the computer onto his lap and whoooeeee -- he's BACK!
But he's still aging, only now he's aging and worried instead of aging and blaming his wife. Then there's the colonoscopy, the prostrate warnings, more pills and he slides into depression (which makes things worse). Instead of having a wife who says, "Good thing you are so good with your tongue or I would toss your ass" or some joking equivalent, Ruby is speaking more frequently on the cellphone in Chinese or Tagalog and is "going out with the girls" so she can "get out of the house," which is Tagalog for "I'm taking my love to town."
I'm happy for those guys who have found paradise with their young mail order brides. Maybe they have a baby (because all those girls want babies, you know--the men have forgotten that). It's easy to be happy for you all because that is absolutely the last thing I want in life. Much as I love my grandchildren, I am tired after five hours and glad to go home. It's also easy to be happy that you're having all that sex because I would not be interested in that frequency, thanks. Also, with my arthritis, it's nice not to have to bend over and pick up your socks and underwear from the bathroom floor...better you have someone younger as your domestic assistant.
The surveys and the demographics tell the end of these stories because you will never hear it from the men. Hope the midlife crisis was worth it because for whatever reason, the stress/drugs/viagra/smoking/drinking fast lane life kills them off young. The women are still alive though, still making a balanced meal with fresh ingredients in a kitchen which includes fresh tea towels and an oven that works. We older single women have a nest and are happier, according to the polls than any other demographic.
Who are the happiest men? The married ones.
Who are the happiest women? The single ones.
Anagrammy
PS. I'm in my sixties and you know what matters most in my demo? Teeth, not boobs.