Posted by:
iShy
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Date: September 14, 2011 12:25PM
There's bound to be at least a few funny experiences. While as ex's we found church to be, well, miserable in most cases, there were moments that had us hiding a broad grin or shaking in silent laughter. Feel free to share anything! I'll start with a few of mine.
One of the first funnies...I hugged the missionary that dunked me. As anew convert I had no idea that was not acceptable and found it offending he pretended I wasn't there. Now, I find it hilarious!
Snoring in Sacrament meeting. No no, even better; singing a sour note on purpose and watch the people in front of me look around. Later I asked them how they liked my singing. Being...polite lying bastards, they said it was lovely. I was highly amused.
Another was a time when I choked on the sacrament water. Everyone in the congregation snuck looks and even glares. Now I find it funny for choking on holy water. I must have looked like a moron for choking on such blessed stale water. Ha!
Okay guys, let's hear it!