The comments from readers are sometimes hilarious, like this one: "Insist on seeing their magic underwear before listening to their message" and also "I assume people who come up and talk to me without being invited are prostitutes".
Even better: "some of the boys do look quite sexy in their suits, maybe I should mention it to them?"
To which someone replied "You beat me to that. Some of them are quite hot, in a 'clean-cut-gay-pornstar' kinda way. Now more about the magic underwear, please ..."
Very entertaining reading the comments. Mormons are "taking over" a company there, only hiring other Mormons. Welcome to Utah, Brits. That's what happens. They help their own, indeed, and will help themselves to your funds given the opportunity.
I'm surprised the missionaries aren't selling protection insurance. You know, like the mafia.
"You ride the bus every day, doncha, Chappie?"
"Yes, I do. May I help you?"
"You sure can. For a modest donation to the Mission District here in Manchester, we, my companion and I, would be happy to make sure that missionaries do not bother you again."
"Why, why, that's bloody extortion!"
"No need to view it that way. After all, every religion sells peace, doesn't it? This is just a modernized form of selling the peace that passeth understanding. It's in the Bible AND the Book of Mormon. Imagine the peace of never having to hear that phrase again, "The Book of Mormon." That's worth something to a daily commuter, eh mate?"
Just pray about it, my friend, and tell your wife what we said. Think about your children. And Choose the Right-- It's the Lord's Missionary Protection Plan designed to save you and your family from Mormonism. Simple low monthly installments. We take Paypal.
I did that on buses, and I HATED it. It was so against my natural personality that it really was a crime against nature. It made me sick but I was working for the LORD,or so I thought. How could I have done that?