Date: September 22, 2010 09:03PM
“The Kolob Theorem”http://hickmanmuseum.homestead.com/the_kolob_theorem.pdf
The very latest in Scientific discovery folks! That’s right! The very latest theory using the latest scientific processes. Its sacred not secret but I’ll tell you anyway, (his mommy told him bout it)
Don’t believe me? Check it out via the free E-book at the above link. Also sold on Amazon. (Check the reviews).
UN_FRIGGIN BELEIVABLE! In this day and age that someone with a PHD would publish such a thing.
Just goes to show ya that education can’t cure lunacy.
For gods sake, just look at his references! This guy is stuck in a space time warp or something. Now check when the damn book was published! Lord have mercy! Science got shamed in this little book.
Oh and Science my ass! This would have died the second his premise was proven false as the BOA is a fake but he has never had internet access or done any real research beyond his feelings and his ancient bookshelf. Anything else after his false premise is the same as “Middle Earth Theorems”.
Check out the “about the author” at the end. Wouldn’t you know it! He was the discoverer of the Lehi Trail in Arabia! Come on now how authoritative does it need to get! Run out and get your telescope now so that you too can see where God lives! The church is twoo the church is twoo!
Here is a man that definitely took to heart to only read the scriptures his whole life (except for that astronomy book his mommy gave him in 1956)
Check out the bibliography. Please, Please, check out the bibliography. You will not be disappointed!
Just for a tease he included something special….wait for it…….wait for it…….Eliza R. Snow, LDS Hymns, 1891! How can you control yourself after that!
God help me, I’ve got to go find a stick to sharpen and stab myself with to try to forget I ever saw this.
Only in America huh folks.
And this is what my wife uses to “believe”. No wonder I’m getting divorced. The delusion runs deep.
The “kolob theorem” good effing grief.