Posted by:
Naomi
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Date: September 23, 2011 01:47PM
But not the juicy details :D
While deployed with the National Guard, I got assigned to a remote outpost near the border. (OK, I volunteered and really fought for that assignment). First day there, my co-worker said I should meet this interpreter and use him for translation any time I can, since he's the best one here. My sweetheart said it was love at first sight, but he didn't let me know that, especially since I was still married at the time. My marriage had been going downhill for a while, and my husband at the time had just brought up the D-word a few weeks earlier (he's also in the National Guard). I worked with my interpreter and soon became close friends. He and his buddies used to sneak alcohol onto the base, and I started drinking with them - I was newly apostasized and thought, why not? (Even though technically it's a violation of orders, the commanders don't care that much about drinking.) Then I went on a patrol walking through bushes with thorns, got one in my leg and thought nothing of it. A few days later I was sick, vomiting and exhausted - thought it was some kind of flu. I was hanging out with the interpreters and kind of passed out on a cot. Next thing I know, a soldier comes in looking for an interpreter, sees me just waking up, turns around and walks out. I was charged with adultery and sent back to Bagram, where the charges were dropped. In a way, it was good because I had a high fever and couldn't really keep food down for a few weeks, so I wouldn't have done well on that outpost. I stayed in contact with my interpreter friend through this ordeal, feeling like he was the only one I could really trust. TBM husband, of course, didn't care that I was sick, thought I was cheating on him, and was shocked when I told him without remorse that I drank alcohol and occasionally smoked cigars. I divorced him as soon as we got back to the US. Meanwhile my interpreter friend was writing me poetry (what's hotter than a poet-warrior?) and I fell completely in love with him.
I know, the whole thing sounds too crazy to be true, but sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.