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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: October 04, 2011 05:01PM
BOM the Musical is too kind to TSCC. We need a harsher, nastier musical. Any ideas, for suitable song titles, please?

The child bride hoedown

Your wife, your daughter, they belong to me

Brother Brigham's murderous musings

Long way back from the Great Salt Lake

"Bury 'em deep boys, or else we hang high" (The Danite Lament)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/04/2011 05:01PM by matt.

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Posted by: kimball ( )
Date: October 04, 2011 05:28PM
Re: BOM the Musical is too kind to TSCC. We need a harsher, nastier musical. Any ideas, for suitable song titles, please?

Digging here, digging there, eating mutton everywhere...

We've got the damned fools fixed...

Wrestling with the Lord in a stack of hay...

The wife swapping polka...

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Posted by: fancypants ( )
Date: October 05, 2011 01:20AM
Re: BOM the Musical is too kind to TSCC. We need a harsher, nastier musical. Any ideas, for suitable song titles, please?

lol that first one made me laugh really hard!

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Posted by: rodolfo ( )
Date: October 04, 2011 05:46PM
I liked this one: Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers. (n/t)


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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: October 05, 2011 05:57AM
+ 10 LOL (n/t)


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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: October 04, 2011 08:02PM
topping for more song titles! (n/t)


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Posted by: Jersey Girl ( )
Date: October 04, 2011 08:28PM
Re: BOM the Musical is too kind to TSCC. We need a harsher, nastier musical. Any ideas, for suitable song titles, please?

Well, we could bring back "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" and have Joe sing it with a suitable sneer.

We Will Go Down

Temple Hokey Pokey (you put your right arm up, you stick your left arm out, slash your little throat, and wiggle all around...That's what it's all about!)

How Do I Love Thee, let Me Count My Wives

Another One Bites The Dust (sung by the Danite chorus)

My Little Factory

How Holy Is My Underwear

Lie For The Lard

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: October 04, 2011 08:48PM
Re: BOM the Musical is too kind to TSCC. We need a harsher, nastier musical. Any ideas, for suitable song titles, please?

"MMMM, Mountain Meadows Massacre Melody"

"Kimble had me 'hold fast to the Iron Rod'" (sung by a woman pregnant out of wedlock)

"A rousing tribute to the 'little factory'"

"The bishop and my daughter behind closed doors"

"Cupcakes and Pickles"

"Garments turn me on"

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: October 04, 2011 10:47PM
Re: BOM the Musical is too kind to TSCC. We need a harsher, nastier musical. Any ideas, for suitable song titles, please?

Bunch of Manure the Musical.

songs:
Foggy Mountain Meadows Breakdown
Jesus Christ Superstore
May the Circle be Un-Jerked
Point of the Mountain King
I've Grown Accustomed to Your Farce
Tithe Will Keep Us Together

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Posted by: spencerljensen ( )
Date: October 05, 2011 11:35AM
We need a remix of that J.G. Wentworth commercial

"We build six-bill-ion-dollar-malls but we neeeeeed caaaaash noooooooooow...."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/05/2011 11:36AM by spencerljensen.

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Posted by: mav ( )
Date: October 05, 2011 11:55AM
'I need a dollar, dollar, dollar.....a dollar is all I need..... (n/t)


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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: October 05, 2011 11:57AM
"The Bishop Gave Me Gonorrhea" ? (n/t)


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Posted by: jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: October 05, 2011 12:25PM
Re: BOM the Musical is too kind to TSCC. We need a harsher, nastier musical. Any ideas, for suitable song titles, please?

Stairway to Carthage

Midnight Train to Kirtland

Tie a Yellow Ribbon ('round the ol bed post...)

Lay Ladies, Lay

Keep Havin' my Babies

Sylvia's Mother Said (no, you can't marry that 80 year old perv)

Once, Twice, Three times the Ladies

White and Delightsome Bird in a Golden Cage

Lamanite Fever

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves (the golden contact song)

Dark and Loathsome in Las Vegas

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: October 05, 2011 12:26PM
Re: BOM the Musical is too kind to TSCC. We need a harsher, nastier musical. Any ideas, for suitable song titles, please?

jonny the Smoke Wrote:
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> Midnight Train to Kirtland
>



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!! Love love love.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: October 05, 2011 01:49PM
Go, jonny, Go

I really cracked up at "Once, Twice, Three times the Ladies." Ha ha ha. My great grandfather had three wives.

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