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Posted by: eddie ( )
Date: November 11, 2010 01:09PM
Missionary dress code

Because missionaries are basically trained to do the dirty work for sleazy sales managers the attire should be changed to reflect this. Slicked back hair, pin-stripped suits, cuff links, ascots, and spats would be the most fitting to the task. The door approach should be done in a Jersey accent, "Hey, youse are going to pay your tithes to Monson the godfather or we are going to break your kneecaps."

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Posted by: Adult of god ( )
Date: November 11, 2010 01:17PM
Also tattoos partly visible at the wrist and neck, please. (n/t)


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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: November 11, 2010 01:46PM
Re: Missionary dress code

MTC should use Quentin Terentino movies for training.

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