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Posted by: Thread Killer ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 08:40PM

I mean, there's a few pictures with a beard, but mostly I'm wondering where the barbershop was in the GoE, and what about Eve's lags: Nair?....

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 08:42PM

Because David McKay told him to do it.

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Posted by: dr5 ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 08:59PM

If they didn't have clothes in the Garden, how come they had razors?

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Posted by: oddcouplet ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 09:50PM

OMG! What else were they shaving?

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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 06:15AM


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Posted by: bona dea ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 09:53PM

Silly people, they hadn't been created long enough for hair to grow. Oh wait, the had hair on their heads. Wait! Wait!. I know!. Facial hair, underarm and leg hair for women disn't exist in the Garden of Eden because everything was perfect there.That nasty stuff started with the fall.

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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 10:16PM

wear freshly laundered, "fashionable" lounging robes and sport Western-style, 1980's haircuts: because Mormonism is the fantasy of some very clueless, close-minded, xenophobic people!

http://store.lds.org/images/estore/products/eng/816_62461000_p_600.jpg

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 11:25PM

Funny picture, Fetal. I don't know how they can walk on weeds and bramble while barefoot. The matching robes are cute, is that Terrycloth? They look like those stupid people called the Eloi in the old "Time Machine" movie. They'll soon be eaten by apes.

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Posted by: bignevermo ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 09:19AM


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Posted by: lapsed ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 08:37AM

Nice Farrah Fawcett "do" Also why are they wearing Donna Karan robes in The Garden? Arent' they supposed to be nipples to the wind at that point?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/07/2011 08:37AM by lapsed.

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Posted by: contented freethinker ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 11:45PM

Here's the most popular image:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/moregoodfoundation/5136019598

Eve's wearing some nice mascara and probably used a blowdryer and some hairspray. You can almost smell Adam's aftershave.

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Posted by: Thread Killer ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 12:13AM

Holy crap! Adam is Mitt Romney!

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 11:34AM

double holy crap. BY said adam was God. Does that mean....could it possibly be?

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 02:22AM


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Posted by: Michaelm ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 07:24AM

My favorite Neandertal picture.

http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0147e2c5778b970b-popup

It won't be in the Family Home Evening manual or gospel art kit anytime soon.

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Posted by: dirtbikr ( )
Date: October 06, 2011 11:55PM

I always had questions about Adam when I was a kid. One that I remember from early on is that Adam must have been a caveman, teachers could'nt come up with an explanation.

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Posted by: helemon ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 12:10AM

Puberty didn't start until after eating the fruit. I have heard it speculated that the Adam and Eve myth is really a story about the transition from childhood to adulthood.

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Posted by: ablmu65 ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 07:34AM

Now we all know that they could only write about what they had a base knowledge on. They couldn't really explain genetic cloning, so they had to say that he (Adam) was made from dirt and eve was made from his rib. It is like Isaiah trying to explain an airplane or a train so the only way to explain cloning is to come up with some explanation that fit the narrative. Now as far as the body hair thing, I am stumped with that one. If they were made in Gods image and the pictures we have seen (Mormon) of God, he had a beard. Maybe the genetic material that they used was mis-labeled?
"Okay lets see we need to make, human one male and female. ummmm give me test tube number 1000-01214.........." Later that same day. "What do you mean he doesn't have facial hair?..... Fine we go with the beardless version we will just have to adjust their DNA with this fruit tree." I swear if you want something done right you have to do it yourself......

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Posted by: Dan McKenzie ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 09:00AM


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Posted by: Hervey Willets ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 09:17AM

And Johnny Weismuller's hair was long, but obviously washed and styled. Must have had a full service Spa in the middle of the jungle. They even did body waxing.

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Posted by: littledebbie1 ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 09:58AM

Gosh! I was surprised they weren't wearing the Mormon "uniform"... white shirts and dark tie and slacks for brother Adam, denim jumper for sister Eve.

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Posted by: RAG ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 10:26AM


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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 10:43AM

know why Eve was. ;)

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Posted by: upsidedown ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 11:16AM

Eve shaved under her arms in the temple video.....and she was so hot and played the innocent vixen so well. Totally was the only thing that made the movie any good.....quite sexual. No wonder it is a date night cult film.

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Posted by: snowball ( )
Date: October 07, 2011 11:40AM

Because he is really a Ken doll.

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