Go ahead my office door is open. My only rule is you must not confess to masturbating as I consider that to be 99.99% normal human behavior.

Oh and if you are a minor... Please bring a parent with you!

Ok...I confess. My Dad still gives me a gift subscription to the Ensign. I have no idea how to cancel this, and my Dad thinks that maybe someday I'll change my mind so it's worth it, I just toss it into the trash on my way in.

I have often wondered if someone has gone into the bishop and confessed that they have confessed to sleeping with the bishops wife!

Because they remind me too much of a Molly-Mormon personality.

I'm stuck at home recouping and I'm learning to knit because I want to make scarves, but I feel guilty. I feel that I have to justify my decision to follow this hobby to my sister because we both hate "Mormon-like" activities.



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with her tattoos, and dyed hair, also crochets. If anything, LD$ dumb down crafts that everyone does. The ladies in our community church made real quilts, not what passes for a quilt in LD$ culture. With good patterns you can get away from kitsch. You can look through magazines, and search for guilds, and couture to see that it is also an art. Don't let them ruin it for you, because mollies don't own crafts, they just ruin them.

counterculture more than macrame.



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I feel so dirty

toward the total jackwagon who is pretending to be my bishop instead of you, my one true RfM bishop. I also confess that I found a website that will anonymously send a blow up sex doll to Bishop Jackwagon's work, with the contents clearly marked all over the outside of the package, including the words "Here is the product you ordered". I confess that I desperately want to send this to him, or one of the equally inappropriate, equally well-labeled products this website will send anonymously. I haven't sent it ... but I want to.

Link please!

Second this!

CA girl

Snort!! Oh please give into your dark side! Don't hold back!

Signed,
Darth Vader

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... please manifest with the usual sign. Ok, looks like everyone sustains the bishop. Proceed. ;)

Bishop, you know that $5000 extra in tithing I gave you last year? Well, I confess that it was an ill-gotten gain. You see, I pimped out my girlfriend, and she made a lot of money. My wife doesn't know anything about it. I felt so guilty afterwards, that I just gave it all to the church. I know the church does not accept tithing from ill-gotten gains. So, how about it, can I have that money back?

For 29.99 as that is the amount we put in the tithing fund. Everything else went to the mall fund.

I felt inadequate while trying to sing several hymns. I mean, "Praise to the Man" is impossible to sing. So, I tried singing a different part - without much more success. So, I just invented my own derned harmonies.

The tune is from on old drinking song. Have a couple of pints first and I bet you get it.

I confess in advance regarding my plans to grope my wife and my best friend's wife at dinner tonight. I've warned them too, so I think I've covered all of my bases.

With great frequency and enjoyment.

in. I didn't care for the filling. I feel so horrible about it now.

and I feel really bad about it.

Dear Bish,

I know you said don't mention masturbation, but I confess to frequently masturbating over you, the stake presidency, ga's and good ole Tommy. But its mostly over you, Bish. I can't get your sexy authority out of my heterosexual head...

Bish - I paid my tithe with poker winnings.

sent the work overseas.

I don't really know what happened next. It's hard to talk about. I drove home in sort of haze. Then in a fit sexual deviance caused by years of religious repression, I shoved it up my ass. I'm so ashamed.

I got into the projection room of a certain temple tonight and switched the temple movie for an X-rated movie called "Behind the Green Door". I scratched out the title and wrote "Behind the Green Apron" on it.

The first session Saturday morning is in for a real shock.