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Posted by: LehiExMo ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 12:46AM
Ten things my wife misses

Here are ten things my wife misses not being a Mormon:
1) I throw my dirty underwear on the floor instead of in the basket (sorry honey).
2) No more free babysitters for two hours on Sunday (poor nursery leaders).
3) No good excuse to create elaborate table top craft projects to impress other women.
4) Homemaking meeting gossip night.
5) "Holding the priesthood." Best done in the dark. Okay, I admit, I'm the one that misses this one.
6) The Christmas "tag" games. No one wants to tag the exmo family. We are EEEEVIL.
7) Out-singing the obnoxious neighbor. Hymns FTW!
8) Old people telling you how amazing you are, just for showing up at church.
9) Excuse to put the girls in pretty dresses every week.
10) Winning every argument by saying "That isn't necessary for your salvation." I DON'T miss this one.

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