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Posted by: serena ( )
Date: October 28, 2011 01:21PM
What's up with conferring health to a belly button - it's just a keloidal scar from an umbilical cord.

Marrow's already in the bones, and sinews (tendons and ligaments) aren't where strength resides, it's muscles. Of course, strength in the loins is important for intercourse; oh no, I forgot! Good girls call it DTD.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: October 28, 2011 01:29PM
Re: What's up with conferring health to a belly button - it's just a keloidal scar from an umbilical cord.

One of my childhood friends was the daughter of the bish, so she was privy to all kinds of "inside" information about modesty and sinning. She confided to me one day the reason we're not supposed to wear bikinis or belly shirts is because it shows disrespect for being connected to and nourished by our mothers or some bizarre tripe like that.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/28/2011 01:29PM by Itzpapalotl.

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Posted by: catwallada ( )
Date: October 28, 2011 02:17PM
Re: What's up with conferring health to a belly button - it's just a keloidal scar from an umbilical cord.

Just when you think Mormonism can't get any weirder....

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: October 28, 2011 01:31PM
It's a blessing to keep you from developing an "outie" (n/t)


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