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Date: October 29, 2011 09:09AM
http://www.mudrow.org/Herb/FKM1.htmlExcerpts:
Liberal Mormons tend to worship most diligently at the altar of their own opinion.
Conservative Mormons believe that gum and Certs, if taken surreptitiously enough, do not count against ones fast.
Orthodox Mormons would not lick a postage stamp on Fast Sunday.
Nazi Mormons will not lick their own lips on Fast Sunday.