Posted by:
cludgie
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Date: November 13, 2010 09:02PM
Remember that crapola from the D&C that missionaries had to learn by heart and quote all the time? At least we did on my mission. We lived as districts in my mission, and we'd get up at 6am and file to the kitchen table in our hanging, urine-stained one-piece garments, butts poking out of the big pooper fly, then stand and mumble out the 4th or whateverthehell section of the D&C in a great droning noise, lacking in any kind of excitement or interest, and amid great snortings, rubbing of eyes, and yawns. Has anyone been there? God, it was a boring few minutes of my life. I'll never get that back, will I?
And I'd like to know, is that "field" still white and ready? How about "he who thrusteth in his sickle with all his might?" Is he still going to scare him up some new members?