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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:09AM
We Can All Be General Authorities

My new name, bestowed upon me by the holy RfMizedek Penishood is:

R. Abula Rasa

Innanameahjebuschristamen

There! You try it.

Ron

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Posted by: yours_truly ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:29AM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

As long as I am my only admirer, I prefer to be called Admiral Authority...

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:33AM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

No, according to the rules you have to be:

Y. Ours Truly

or

Your S. Truly.

Ron ;)

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:34AM
Just call me "Her Majesty". ;o) (n/t)


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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:37AM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

My new name: Yumas B Kidden

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:49AM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

Yeah, um, I have Girl right in my name. I'm not going to be a GA under any circumstances. I get to stay home and make doughnuts for the rest of you.

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Posted by: yours_truly ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:55AM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

How could I charm your generous heart to serve waffles and vanilla ice-cream? ;-)

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:58AM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

Better yet, waffles and fried chicken. :)

Ron

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Posted by: The StalkerDog™ ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 12:01PM
Well, dangit.

I gots even less chance than a gurrrrrrl, don't I.
Bein a quadruped and all that.

Can I.... uhhh..... help ya with them doughnuts???
Yeah, that'll work.

Can I huh? Can I?


::::::::::drool:::::::::::::::::

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Posted by: dogblogger ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 02:30PM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

Monk E Spanker

That's me! Now, Where's Mark E Peterson and I'll show him how wrong he is.

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Posted by: rt ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 03:41PM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

Funny how they even managed to squeeze in an "F" in Dieter Uchtdorf's name. Totally unusual in Germany.

Couple of weeks ago there was a guy in the new stake presidents section in the Church News that had his nickname AND a "III" added to his name - something like Lester "Bigballs" P. Mortenson III.

Good grief...

Art E. Eah

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Posted by: forestpal ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 04:06PM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

Most prestigious of all, one can have a first initial:

L. Tom Perry
J. Ruben Clark

My illustrious father had a name like that. Looks good on paper.



--F. Orest Pal

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Posted by: FreeRose ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 04:11PM
LOL!

F. Ree Rose -----> Not too feminine, eh? :-D



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/09/2011 04:14PM by FreeRose.

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Posted by: jan ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 07:26PM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

Was it Dorothy Parker who said she never trusted a man who parted his name in the middle?

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 04:08PM
President Hug E. Bear (n/t)


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Posted by: FreeRose ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 04:14PM
How about TWO initials: I. P. Freely

They are geriatrically challenged, you know. ;-D

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 04:22PM
Will I have to dye my hair gray?

(Or, more honestly, stop highlighting it to hide the gray that's already there.) ;-)

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 04:29PM
Re: Will I have to dye my hair gray?

My stepson wanted to start doing the first initial middle name layout.

Until i pointed out his name would be

I. phil Tanner

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 04:55PM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

Elder asshat.

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Posted by: Heresy ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 08:25PM
I'm having a hard time seeing 'heresy' in any acceptable

LDS format.

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Posted by: oddcouplet ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 09:02PM
Lee A. Hona

And my girlfriend is Miss I.O. Nerry.

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Posted by: Just Browsing ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 09:51PM
We Can All Be General Authorities

General Authorities

"Authorities on generally everything "

JB

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Posted by: Heywood J Blowmie ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:39PM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

groan

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 11:48PM
Re: We Can All Be General Authorities

Elder I. Ben Dover. Just too old to stand up straight.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/10/2011 12:09AM by blueorchid.

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