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Posted by: dressclothes ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 05:11PM
Have you found Jesus?

http://imgur.com/r/funny/Bq4GC

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 05:24PM
Regular Jesus LOVES playing hide and seek. His favorite game though?

Hungry hungry hippos.

The whole "don't cast pearls before swine?"

He meant, because you should cast them before hungry hungry hippos.

The whole Judas betrayal started because the only hippo left was the broken pink one.

Regular Jesus totally pwned Judas, and Judas left in a huff because he "always gets the broken one." And then it got worse when Regular Jesus called after saying, "be ye not like unto a giant baby, Judas. Verily, those who aren't poor sports inherit my father's kingdom."



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/09/2011 05:25PM by Raptor Jesus.

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 09:24AM
Re: Regular Jesus LOVES playing hide and seek. His favorite game though?

Or Rock 'em, Sock 'em Robots. Just saw the movie: "True Steel". It's great!

Ron

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Posted by: jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 06:01PM
Re: Have you found Jesus?

I didn't realize he was lost. Where in the world is Jesus Christ?!?

Actually I did find him....in a cheeto. I have a cheeto at home that looks like the virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.....not Baby Raptor Jesus.....just regular Jesus.

I also have a cheeto that looks like Joseph Smith running through the forest carrying the book of mormon wrapped up in a gunny sack.

Finding religious icons in food....awesome sport!

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Posted by: dressclothes ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 06:48PM
Re: Have you found Jesus?

> I also have a cheeto that looks like Joseph Smith
> running through the forest carrying the book of
> mormon wrapped up in a gunny sack.

They must have been doing a Joseph Smith collection! I have one with him shoving his face in a hat!

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 07:07PM
I found Jesus!

Might be offensive to some...

http://media.photobucket.com/image/dog%20butt/WeArePanic/copy238.gif?o=20&sortby=sevendaysview

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: November 09, 2011 07:13PM
Re: Have you found Jesus?

That looks just like my dog. Funny!

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Posted by: godesstogodless ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 09:21AM
Re: Have you found Jesus?

I saw him in my coffee mug!

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 09:23AM
Re: Have you found Jesus?

Is he lost AGAIN? That little rascal.

Ron

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Posted by: MariaCruz ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 09:36AM
Yeah, I found Jesus.

He was selling tacos out of his cart on the corner of 24th and Washington in Ogden, UT yesterday afternoon.

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Posted by: Misfit ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 10:33AM
No, but I found his mother on my toast. (n/t)


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Posted by: msmom ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 12:34PM
I didn't know he was missing (n/t)


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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 12:44PM
X-tians lost him again. They keep forgetting about him at the mall. (n/t)


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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 01:07PM
You'd think they could keep him nailed down, but noooooooooo... (n/t)


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Posted by: schweizerkind ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 01:12PM
No, dang it--and he was supposed to come and trim my shrubs! (n/t)


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Posted by: jebus ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 03:25PM
Not only have I found him, I have his phone number!

So... a guy down on his luck with nothing but problems happens to see a sign on his way home after being fired from his job.

"Need help?" "Let Jesus help" 1 801 687-2309 (a Salt Lake #)

He didn't realize that Jesus was available by phone, but figures maybe Jesus has finally updated his M.O. So, he calls the number and gets a recording. He hears a thick Spanish accent;

"This is Jesus at Jesus Martinez handyman service, leave your number and I'll get back to you."

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Posted by: Charlie ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 05:05PM
Re: Have you found Jesus?

Was that Jesus Gomez or Jesus Hernandez you're looking for?

According to a friend of mine he is serving time in a California prison. I know this because this friend found him there every time he went back.

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: November 10, 2011 05:07PM
Notice that Jesus is hiding from the Mormon missionaries? (n/t)


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