He meant, because you should cast them before hungry hungry hippos.
The whole Judas betrayal started because the only hippo left was the broken pink one.
Regular Jesus totally pwned Judas, and Judas left in a huff because he "always gets the broken one." And then it got worse when Regular Jesus called after saying, "be ye not like unto a giant baby, Judas. Verily, those who aren't poor sports inherit my father's kingdom."
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/09/2011 05:25PM by Raptor Jesus.
I didn't realize he was lost. Where in the world is Jesus Christ?!?
Actually I did find him....in a cheeto. I have a cheeto at home that looks like the virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.....not Baby Raptor Jesus.....just regular Jesus.
I also have a cheeto that looks like Joseph Smith running through the forest carrying the book of mormon wrapped up in a gunny sack.
So... a guy down on his luck with nothing but problems happens to see a sign on his way home after being fired from his job.
"Need help?" "Let Jesus help" 1 801 687-2309 (a Salt Lake #)
He didn't realize that Jesus was available by phone, but figures maybe Jesus has finally updated his M.O. So, he calls the number and gets a recording. He hears a thick Spanish accent;
"This is Jesus at Jesus Martinez handyman service, leave your number and I'll get back to you."